Rat you would most like to get drunk with

[bobblehead]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'd go with Pugger because I sense she's easy

[mraynrand]

I don't get drunk, I am a Puritan. We only drink in moderation. Also, we do not celebrate Whitsuntide.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I've drank with both Harv and Superfan. Both are good eggs.

[CaptainKickass]

Me.

I'd most like to get drunk with me.

[George Cumby]

I don't get drunk, I am a Puritan. We only drink in moderation. Also, we do not celebrate Whitsuntide.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

[Fritz]

Me.

I'd most like to get drunk with me.

Patler, just to see what he'd be like after a few shots.

KY, at some dive sports bar. With PB, yes. Real football talk, there.

And MJ Ziggy - a long-lost rat - because she was sexy.

Maybe Wist, just to get him to relax. Or to fuck with while watching a Packer game - "Look, Wist, Pettine's got 'em lined up in a 2 - 4 and it's third and one!"

Bretsky so we could curse a few draft prospects together.

Maxie so we could all hear tales of the Arnie Herber era.

Nutz and Skinbasket just to see what the hell would end up happening after the bars closed.

And, of course, Red.

[RashanGary]

I think red would be fun to be around drunk.

[RashanGary]

I drank with madtown and gb michelle and partial and Harvey and I think wist was with us too. Was a great time..... who else was there? That was like a damn decade ago.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Ok, I know this doesn't belong in the football section, but I think for the offseason we can let it go where it may.

Which Rat poster would you most like to drink with and why?

For me, I go with APB because alcohol brings out the truth and I think he is 90% bullshitting when he posts. I Want to know what he really thinks. Has he ever had relations with that man, TT?

I guess I could make a list depending on what my motives are. Talk football? KY and Pb. Laugh, skin and nutz. Cry about the state of your nation? Wist and Rand. Feel like slapping someone? Tex.

Ah, the problem with this list is there are so many good posters here I feel bad leaving so many out.

If I want to be paranoid and smoke a bowl though, Wist wins hands down....why is that cop staring at me??

Thanks for the kind words, Bobble. I'm not interesting at all. In fact, years of porn addiction has rendered me dull. All I talk about in person is Coldplay. I'm not gay, but gay men seem to think I am.

I'd get drunk with Mazzin.

[mraynrand]

I bet you’re fun at parties.

Parties? Do you mean perchance the joyful celebration of a communal barn raising?

[mraynrand]

This thread should be titled "Who is your favorite hapless Packerrat"

[mraynrand]

I'd enjoy a few drinks with Howard, but he'd just complain about losing Lindsay Vonn.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

This thread should be titled "Who is your favorite hapless Packerrat"

I'm without a doubt the haplessist rat of all time. In the past I bragged about flipping burgers for the minimum-wage, but I spoke metaphorically. A couple of hours ago, I literally was hired to flip burgers for the minimum-wage. More in FYI later.

[Freak Out]

I drank with madtown and gb michelle and partial and Harvey and I think wist was with us too. Was a great time..... who else was there? That was like a damn decade ago.

I was you fuck. You were still in braces.