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  • #16
    Yeah it was all over Twitter but I guess it isn't happening. Strange.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by call_me_ishmael View Post
      Yeah it was all over Twitter but I guess it isn't happening. Strange.
      maybe jordy came to his senses and realized that if he doesn't retire, he can collect a few million dollars for doing nothing while hes injured

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      • #18
        Originally posted by red View Post
        wonder if he's the player that said he "needed to get the fuck out of here"
        https://twitter.com/ChrisReed_NFL/st...56729578418179

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        • #19
          Originally posted by red View Post
          wonder if he's the player that said he "needed to get the fuck out of here"
          Had it been Jordy, it would have been: “Shucks! I need to get the heck outta’ here, gee whillickers!”

          So obviously it was false.

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          • #20
            I'd take a do over

            Cut Cobb

            and cut Jordy to 6MIL/Year

            That just sounds like a more feasible ending
            TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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            • #21
              He apparently hurt his knee.
              Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                He apparently hurt his knee.
                Which one? The one he hurt a couple of years ago?

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pugger View Post
                  Which one? The one he hurt a couple of years ago?
                  Not sure. And the report about him retiring seems weirdly not corroborated yet.

                  2018 hasn’t been kind to the Oakland Raiders for several reasons, but the injury bug has continued to plague the team all year.
                  Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by pbmax View Post
                    Not sure. And the report about him retiring seems weirdly not corroborated yet.

                    https://www.raiders.com/news/head-co...wide-receivers
                    It appears this report is Fake News.

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                    • #25
                      for real this time. https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF/stat...04796238643200

                      James Jones twitter
                      After more than a decade in the NFL, my brother, former #Packers & #Raiders WR @JordyRNelson is calling it a career. He’s stepping away from the game with more than 8,500 yards...72+ TD’s and as a SB Champion! I’m proud of him and happy for him and his family! #Ese’ #Respect

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                      • #26
                        This definitely means the Packers are about to sign him.
                        Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by gbgary View Post
                          for real this time. https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF/stat...04796238643200

                          James Jones twitter

                          This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:




                          Lyrics:
                          The Pack's receiving demon
                          Both away and at home
                          Catching TD's proper
                          In college he was the great white hope

                          Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                          He plays great technique
                          Only one thing's for certain
                          Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

                          Now he's breaking more records
                          Writing Packers lore
                          Big 1st down the scores tied
                          Double teamed and yet he still scores
                          Bears Lions Vikings
                          All hang their heads in jealousy
                          Wishing for a tough guy
                          Who consistently scores TD's

                          Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                          He plays great technique
                          Only one thing's for certain
                          Jordy Nelson always beats killer D
                          "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post
                            This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:




                            Lyrics:
                            The Pack's receiving demon
                            Both away and at home
                            Catching TD's proper
                            In college he was the great white hope

                            Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                            He plays great technique
                            Only one thing's for certain
                            Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

                            Now he's breaking more records
                            Writing Packers lore
                            Big 1st down the scores tied
                            Double teamed and yet he still scores
                            Bears Lions Vikings
                            All hang their heads in jealousy
                            Wishing for a tough guy
                            Who consistently scores TD's

                            Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                            He plays great technique
                            Only one thing's for certain
                            Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

                            Another classic of the genre!
                            Bud Adams told me the franchise he admired the most was the Kansas City Chiefs. Then he asked for more hookers and blow.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post
                              This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:


                              greatness!

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post
                                This calls for a re-post of the Jordy Nelson song I sang, produced and recorded:




                                Lyrics:
                                The Pack's receiving demon
                                Both away and at home
                                Catching TD's proper
                                In college he was the great white hope

                                Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                                He plays great technique
                                Only one thing's for certain
                                Jordy Nelson always beats killer D

                                Now he's breaking more records
                                Writing Packers lore
                                Big 1st down the scores tied
                                Double teamed and yet he still scores
                                Bears Lions Vikings
                                All hang their heads in jealousy
                                Wishing for a tough guy
                                Who consistently scores TD's

                                Well you won't know if they're running or throwing
                                He plays great technique
                                Only one thing's for certain
                                Jordy Nelson always beats killer D
                                it has a good beat and is easy to dance to
                                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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