In the finale against the Lions of Detroit at the historical Lambeau Field, gunslinger and nice guy Matt Stafford successfully defended his doctoral dissertation, "Pistol Force: How to Expose, Exploit and Exterminate Dom Capers' Defense...Presnap."
That game serves as a testament to the indebunkable notion of Pettine's defense existing merely as a carbon copy of Capers' defense. Before any jerk argues that Pettine coordinated an NFL E defense that day, allow me to say that Stafford played with an Alliance of American Football offensive line, an XFL receiving crop and, gasp, a caucasoid RB. It was fair game through and through.
While Pettine's D is indeed a carbon copy of Capers' - Just ask Matt Stafford - at least Capers knew how to annihilate wanker QBs. Pettine's D made C.J. Beathard look like Pat "Black Favre" Mahomes. It made Trubisky look like Moses. Made Darnold look like Aaron Rodgers. And Josh Fucking Rosen - unlike A-Rod, whose humble upbringing meant that he had to forgo braces as a kid - was not supposed to experience success in the NFL due to his privileged background. Pettine's D allowed Rosen to move the chain on, gasp, 3rd and 23 in the clutch, making Rosen look like, well, a successful NFL QB along the way.
LaFluer over J-Mac: a colossal mistake. Ditto, Pettine's retention.
That game serves as a testament to the indebunkable notion of Pettine's defense existing merely as a carbon copy of Capers' defense. Before any jerk argues that Pettine coordinated an NFL E defense that day, allow me to say that Stafford played with an Alliance of American Football offensive line, an XFL receiving crop and, gasp, a caucasoid RB. It was fair game through and through.
While Pettine's D is indeed a carbon copy of Capers' - Just ask Matt Stafford - at least Capers knew how to annihilate wanker QBs. Pettine's D made C.J. Beathard look like Pat "Black Favre" Mahomes. It made Trubisky look like Moses. Made Darnold look like Aaron Rodgers. And Josh Fucking Rosen - unlike A-Rod, whose humble upbringing meant that he had to forgo braces as a kid - was not supposed to experience success in the NFL due to his privileged background. Pettine's D allowed Rosen to move the chain on, gasp, 3rd and 23 in the clutch, making Rosen look like, well, a successful NFL QB along the way.
LaFluer over J-Mac: a colossal mistake. Ditto, Pettine's retention.

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