As head coach of the Appleton Applejacks peewee football team, I always play certain kids at certain positions. For example, my QBs are always white; My corners are always black. Up 40 in the 4th quarter, I refuse to show mercy to the opponent - I have the kids run up the score. Fuck sportsmanship.
Snowflake parents despise my methods. I tell them that they will thank me when their kids are adults. I’m merely preparing the kids for life in this fishy world. The fishmonger never gets complacent. The fishmonger does not preach mercy. The fishmonger makes a profit of 10 billion frogskins this year, he cuts workers ruthlessly to earn 20 billion the next year.
Life in this fishy world does not favor the weak and the meek. To paraphrase Freddie Mercury, this is the world we created - fuck the hungry mouths, the sufferings, the lonely faces.
Snowflake parents despise my methods. I tell them that they will thank me when their kids are adults. I’m merely preparing the kids for life in this fishy world. The fishmonger never gets complacent. The fishmonger does not preach mercy. The fishmonger makes a profit of 10 billion frogskins this year, he cuts workers ruthlessly to earn 20 billion the next year.
Life in this fishy world does not favor the weak and the meek. To paraphrase Freddie Mercury, this is the world we created - fuck the hungry mouths, the sufferings, the lonely faces.

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