The Cincinnati Kid

[esoxx]

Any guy that takes a dump in a bathtub is fine by me.

In northern WI, that's simply known as "Tuesday night."

[Upnorth]

It's the Bengals, they will trade back for less than they should receive, then draft the top rb, who will likely be hurt in camp.

All predictions guaranteed or your money back.

[Zool]

Any guy that takes a dump in a bathtub is fine by me.

In northern WI, that's simply known as "Tuesday night."

Way better than an upper decker.

[QBME]

And that is a true story. Absolutely fully true. And I got so drunk I took a dump in the bathtub that night. Yep. And now here I am, never went to prison yet! Proud of that!

Don't know why, but as a born and bred Wisconsinite it reminds me of a little piece of homerism that I share with the flatlanders I now live amongst:

We drink and screw every day except Wednesday.

What do you do on Wednesdays?

Just drink.

[RashanGary]

Any guy that takes a dump in a bathtub is fine by me.

In northern WI, that's simply known as "Tuesday night."

[RashanGary]

Thanks for being cool and welcoming me, for real. I am really weird and don’t mesh well with society

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Man, reading Harrell’s tale reminds me that I need to get the fuck outta Wisconsin. Wisconsinites of all races are morphing into cheese-eating, beer-drinking, gun-loving southern rednecks.

True northerners, classy and classless and sophisticated, such as myself, Partial and Harlan are a dying breed.

[Radagast]

Who will be the 1st pick in the 2020 NFL Draft ? by which team ?

Who will be the #1 WR or RB taken in the 2020 NFL Draft ?

Who will be the #1 Offensive Lineman taken in the 2020 NFL Draft ?

[RashanGary]

Man, reading Harrell’s tale reminds me that I need to get the fuck outta Wisconsin. Wisconsinites of all races are morphing into cheese-eating, beer-drinking, gun-loving southern rednecks.

True northerners, classy and classless and sophisticated, such as myself, Partial and Harlan are a dying breed.

Maybe you’re brainwashed by too much TV, education and information media? Try just being alive. Eat a piece of cheesecake. Listen to music that doesn’t have weird liberal words attached to it, smell a vagina. Live a little bit, man.

[RashanGary]

Who will be the 1st pick in the 2020 NFL Draft ? by which team ?

Who will be the #1 WR or RB taken in the 2020 NFL Draft ?

Who will be the #1 Offensive Lineman taken in the 2020 NFL Draft ?

I don’t care and don’t care

I have no clue and don’t care

I don’t care and am bored attempting to think about it

[RashanGary]

Man, reading Harrell’s tale reminds me that I need to get the fuck outta Wisconsin. Wisconsinites of all races are morphing into cheese-eating, beer-drinking, gun-loving southern rednecks.

True northerners, classy and classless and sophisticated, such as myself, Partial and Harlan are a dying breed.

You know what’s kind of ironic.... you sit around and prop up some idea of what art is while i spend 3 hours at stupid meeting sketching the lady I want to fuck sitting across from me. I play guitar and sing and write music. I have my idiot ex gf over who’s high on heroin and hold her the whole night cuz I love her but she still sucks a few dollars out of me in the mean time. I bake and cook and consider that art when it’s done with passion. My body is so healthy for a 40 year old man. I’m absolutely magnificently healthy and strong. The way I care for my body is art.

You’re watching tv and conceptualizing some bullshit that you’re calling art and I live it. My life is art. So kindly, my experiences with a father who was prone to violence and addiction has absolutely nothing to do with the depth of my human experience.

[Freak Out]

Man some of these football threads have gone WAY off the rails....typical PackerRats. lol....I love it.

[hoosier]

Yeah, I too wish Radagast would stop budding in with his irrelevant questions but what are you going to do?

[pbmax]

Yeah, I too wish Radagast would stop budding in with his irrelevant questions but what are you going to do?

Some people can’t read a room.

I mean thread.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You know what’s kind of ironic.... you sit around and prop up some idea of what art is while i spend 3 hours at stupid meeting sketching the lady I want to fuck sitting across from me. I play guitar and sing and write music. I have my idiot ex gf over who’s high on heroin and hold her the whole night cuz I love her but she still sucks a few dollars out of me in the mean time. I bake and cook and consider that art when it’s done with passion. My body is so healthy for a 40 year old man. I’m absolutely magnificently healthy and strong. The way I care for my body is art.

You’re watching tv and conceptualizing some bullshit that you’re calling art and I live it. My life is art. So kindly, my experiences with a father who was prone to violence and addiction has absolutely nothing to do with the depth of my human experience.

I dunno know what arts have to do with anything, but dude, it’s totally uncool to drive drunk. Drink all the shit you want at home, don’t put innocent folks’ lives at risk, yo.

Btw, I flip burgers for the minimum-wage, thanks to capitalism. I not only work with rednecks, I serve rednecks. Renecks ain’t just a devolution of the classy and classless and sophisticated Brits. Country road hillbillies, ghetto gangsters, slumdog Asians, all rednecks. Why?

They’re mostly ignorant, uneducated and easily brainwashed. A redneck is just Tex’s GNA, or a lumpenproletarian. At work I have been trying to be the vanguard. Trying to open their fucking eyes; make ‘em class-conscious. Alas, without avail.

Yep, I gotta get the fuck outta Wisconsin, yo. Migrate to Reno, maybe. Maybe Venezuela.