THE PLAYOFFS and THE SB

[Cheesehead Craig]

Take it to the Meadow.

Oh nay nay. I'm building a wall around my Meadow and he's paying for it.

[Zool]

😆

See how I predicted he would say Forrest? I’m actually part of the Illuminati. Now that I’ve told you all, the end is nigh.

[Zool]

Moderator....I would like to change my screen name to "Happy Cow"!! For real.

I think Mad has to change the Rat names. Won’t let me save the change.

[Fritz]

I think Mad has to change the Rat names. Won’t let me save the change.

Wait . . . so if I want my new screen name to be "Richard Cheese," I'll have to create a brand-new Rat account?

If I ended up with two accounts, I could argue with myself.

[mraynrand]

If I ended up with two accounts, I could argue with myself.

I wouldn't recommend it

[Cheesehead Craig]

Wait . . . so if I want my new screen name to be "Richard Cheese," I'll have to create a brand-new Rat account?

If I ended up with two accounts, I could argue with myself.

[George Cumby]

Loosest slots in town!

Shall we not discuss Jimmy the Greek’s loose slots?

Mmmmmmmmmkay?

[esoxx]

So I just saw a Snickers commercial from several years ago, the one where a football player appears as Betty White and then morphs back into himself later on. What I realized watching the ad is mind blowing!

I'm telling you, there is a clear indication from our overlords that the Ravens, yes the Ravens, will be Super Bowl champions this season. They will meet the 49ers in the SB and prevail. It's pretty clear to see. Follow me here.

First, in the video you can clearly see at one point a large black bird fly by in the background of the scene. That bird? A RAVEN!

Second, the main character in the football scene, Betty White. Clear tell signs around her name. The first letter of her name = B. What other team is still in the playoffs that has a B starting their name? BALTIMORE duh.

That they meet San Fran is gleaned from her last name, first letter = W. Any W football team names still in the playoffs? No, but here's where you can't be a dunce and must think a little outside the box. What is the common nickname that football fans, you know, those dummies wasting away 3 hours of their life following dumb jocks, have for the 49ers? The 40 Whiners, eg..the Whiners. Hence W.

B altimore etty
W hiners hite

Not enough proof yet you say? My god man open your fricken eyes!

Betty White's character, when she morphs back into the actual player, is then seen wearing a "65" jersey. That number is another significant tell sign for the Ravens winning the Super Bowl! Who is Lamar Jackson's favorite passing target? Answer: Mark Andrews. And here's where it gets spooky. Mark Andrews height is...wait for it....6'5"! 6 5 Don't you get it??? It can't be any more clear than that!

Instead of just having your head up your ass maybe you idiotic stupid pee pants dummies can just apply one iota of critical thought and wake the fuck up to what is happening all around you. You people sicken me.

[George Cumby]

^ Mind. Blown.

[pbmax]

So I just saw a Snickers commercial from several years ago, the one where a football player appears as Betty White and then morphs back into himself later on. What I realized watching the ad is mind blowing!

I'm telling you, there is a clear indication from our overlords that the Ravens, yes the Ravens, will be Super Bowl champions this season. They will meet the 49ers in the SB and prevail. It's pretty clear to see. Follow me here.

First, in the video you can clearly see at one point a large black bird fly by in the background of the scene. That bird? A RAVEN!

Second, the main character in the football scene, Betty White. Clear tell signs around her name. The first letter of her name = B. What other team is still in the playoffs that has a B starting their name? BALTIMORE duh.

That they meet San Fran is gleaned from her last name, first letter = W. Any W football team names still in the playoffs? No, but here's where you can't be a dunce and must think a little outside the box. What is the common nickname that football fans, you know, those dummies wasting away 3 hours of their life following dumb jocks, have for the 49ers? The 40 Whiners, eg..the Whiners. Hence W.

B altimore etty
W hiners hite

Not enough proof yet you say? My god man open your fricken eyes!

Betty White's character, when she morphs back into the actual player, is then seen wearing a "65" jersey. That number is another significant tell sign for the Ravens winning the Super Bowl! Who is Lamar Jackson's favorite passing target? Answer: Mark Andrews. And here's where it gets spooky. Mark Andrews height is...wait for it....6'5"! 6 5 Don't you get it??? It can't be any more clear than that!

Instead of just having your head up your ass maybe you idiotic stupid pee pants dummies can just apply one iota of critical thought and wake the fuck up to what is happening all around you. You people sicken me.

Bobble, I need you to lay a wager for me!

[esoxx]

I should have known that Snickers ad was way too obvious and was just a head fake pointing to the Ravens.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a 2017 Campbell's Chunky soup commercial to review.

[George Cumby]

[esoxx]

Came up empty on the Campbell's ads, but have a lead that the 2020 Super Bowl Champion was indicated by tell signs in the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

[mraynrand]

Came up empty on the Campbell's ads, but have a lead that the 2020 Super Bowl Champion was indicated by tell signs in the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.

Alllllllrighty Then!

[pbmax]

Try Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure