What is up, Pack fans! Hi Mazzin, hath the autumn days been fair to thee?
Just finished flipping burgers. Cardio day. About to hit the elliptical machine at the gym. Why the fuck am I working out 4 days a week on a bad hip anyway? Ain’t like a hot chick is gonna accept my seed anytime soon.
Hip-hop safety Taylor Rapp has been benched for a rookie.
Now that Joey Harrington has retired, Matt Stafford is my favorite QB not named Aaron Rodgers. Stafford has a rocket arm, he’s humble, and most importantly, he’s a good man. In a world where no one’s innocent, to paraphrase Ariana Grande, Matt Stafford is the truth.
Ageless Lions wideout Joey Galloway has been ruled out. Neither King nor Alexander could cover the 50 year old Galloway at Lambeau last season. With the aging Switch Hitter carrying the rock and nobody to throw to, expect Matt “a few good men” Stafford to struggle. If Pettine’s milksop defense fails to handle The Truth today, off with Pettine’s head!
Packers 72, Kittens 0
Power to the Packers!
Just finished flipping burgers. Cardio day. About to hit the elliptical machine at the gym. Why the fuck am I working out 4 days a week on a bad hip anyway? Ain’t like a hot chick is gonna accept my seed anytime soon.
Hip-hop safety Taylor Rapp has been benched for a rookie.
Now that Joey Harrington has retired, Matt Stafford is my favorite QB not named Aaron Rodgers. Stafford has a rocket arm, he’s humble, and most importantly, he’s a good man. In a world where no one’s innocent, to paraphrase Ariana Grande, Matt Stafford is the truth.
Ageless Lions wideout Joey Galloway has been ruled out. Neither King nor Alexander could cover the 50 year old Galloway at Lambeau last season. With the aging Switch Hitter carrying the rock and nobody to throw to, expect Matt “a few good men” Stafford to struggle. If Pettine’s milksop defense fails to handle The Truth today, off with Pettine’s head!
Packers 72, Kittens 0
Power to the Packers!


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