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What is up, Pack fans! I recently took a bye from composing mischievous posts here at Packerrats to drown in sorrow. 2.5 billion humanoid chicks are in their primes on earth at this moment in space-time, and yet I cannot conquer a single maiden. Burger-flipping has all but rendered myself to be unworthy of amorous relations.
Hip hop safety Taylor Rapp is now a starter again. It's unfortunate that rookie sensation Jordan Fuller, a 6th round pick from the Ohio State University, landed on the IR, but Rapp has gotta be the uttermost animation since Tiger Woods. (How the fuck is Rapp pertinent to the Packers, you ask. Nothing, really, other than that it's always nice to see oddities in the NFL.)
Time says TB12 is the current GOAT. Feel free to argue otherwise, but Brady has 6 rings to debunk any argument. That being said, time is relative, and all GOATs eventually fall into the abyss of oblivion. Jordan was the GOAT. Nowadays, King James' the GOAT. In week 5, Brady appeared to be, to paraphrase Harry Styles, (4th) down and out and fallin'. Yet, in week 4, Brady and his 5 touchdown passes reminded the haters that the adroit GOAT ain't too washed up. Will a falling Brady or an adroit Brady show up this week? Are we utilizing the word "adroit" correctly here, grammar-wise?
Gronk was in last season's "Masked Singer" as the White Tiger. Couldn't sing worth a fuck, but Ken Jeong and Jenny McCarthy loved Gronk's dance acts.
I cancelled my packersnews subscription at halftime of the last NFC Title game, but was somehow able to gain access to "subscribers only" contents, free of charge...that is, until last week. Consequently, I am lacking knowledge of current Packers 411s. Clark and Adams a-returning?
If I were queer, transgendered or a chick, I'd date Harry Styles.
Packers 72, Pirates of the Caribbean 0
Power to the Packers!
Hip hop safety Taylor Rapp is now a starter again. It's unfortunate that rookie sensation Jordan Fuller, a 6th round pick from the Ohio State University, landed on the IR, but Rapp has gotta be the uttermost animation since Tiger Woods. (How the fuck is Rapp pertinent to the Packers, you ask. Nothing, really, other than that it's always nice to see oddities in the NFL.)
Time says TB12 is the current GOAT. Feel free to argue otherwise, but Brady has 6 rings to debunk any argument. That being said, time is relative, and all GOATs eventually fall into the abyss of oblivion. Jordan was the GOAT. Nowadays, King James' the GOAT. In week 5, Brady appeared to be, to paraphrase Harry Styles, (4th) down and out and fallin'. Yet, in week 4, Brady and his 5 touchdown passes reminded the haters that the adroit GOAT ain't too washed up. Will a falling Brady or an adroit Brady show up this week? Are we utilizing the word "adroit" correctly here, grammar-wise?
Gronk was in last season's "Masked Singer" as the White Tiger. Couldn't sing worth a fuck, but Ken Jeong and Jenny McCarthy loved Gronk's dance acts.
I cancelled my packersnews subscription at halftime of the last NFC Title game, but was somehow able to gain access to "subscribers only" contents, free of charge...that is, until last week. Consequently, I am lacking knowledge of current Packers 411s. Clark and Adams a-returning?
If I were queer, transgendered or a chick, I'd date Harry Styles.
Packers 72, Pirates of the Caribbean 0
Power to the Packers!
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