Official “It should have been us!” Superb Owl game thread

[MadtownPacker]

Ain’t life a bitch? Two weeks ago this time I had all these warm and fuzzy thoughts of the bomb ass food I was going to throw down at the big bash today. That’s when it was going to be a Packers SB party. Then shit went South, specifically Tampa Bay. Now we gotta watch this shit with no stake or steak. I’m putting some hotdogs and weak ass snacks out for just 2 or 3. Some bullshit really but today doesn’t feel like a celebration. Just the last day of the season. Fuck it we will do it all again next year.

Game doesn’t really matter to me. Couldn’t get any squares at all, really sad. Just have small wager with friend. Should have been The States Farms Bowl today so I figure if you are going to lose at least let it be to the best:

Tompa Bay 35 - KC Mahomies 32

[George Cumby]

I'm over the media knob slobbering over Tom Brady.

He threw three fucking picks two weeks ago and our fucking newly engaged regular season GOAT QB and 13-3 x2 but choke in the NFCCG x2 head coach couldn't fucking capitalize.

I hope Mahomes runs 72 points up on those fuckers. Where's the creamsicle uniforms? Those were classic. You fucks.

Except Chiefs coach, HC-fail son are running over little kids. Who knows what the facts are but fuck you Britt.

Yes. I'm bitter.

And fuck you Brandon.

[GB-Brandon]

It’s been absolutely horrible hearing “Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady ,Tom Brady The last two weeks!!! Just makes the whole thing worse!!!

We had these guys RIGHT HERE IN OUR HOUSE. I could of almost hit a golf ball to it! Tom Brady and 3 picks in the second half and we let them off the hook!! “3 & 8 or a 4th & 6 in January” remember that? OMG!!!

Certain people can never be forgiven!! Our moment of Glory was Hijacked by a maniac!!!

[GB-Brandon]

People here are absolutely “Devastated.” 2015 Style. Maybe worse. Nobody cares about the MVP award either. It’s just Salty, Salty & Salty.

Does anyone care about that 2nd or 3rd round pick now?

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Can’t recall for sure the last time I watched a Super Bowl live. Coulda been the Harbaugh Bowl. Then NFL/pig owners started blackballing Kap. And I said, to paraphrase Crumby, fuck the NFL.

It’s 3:45 PM in cold, dark and dull Wisconsin at this moment in space-time. I’m about to go to bed.

Screw the NFL!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

It’s been absolutely horrible hearing “Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady, Tom Brady ,Tom Brady The last two weeks!!! Just makes the whole thing worse!!!

We had these guys RIGHT HERE IN OUR HOUSE. I could of almost hit a golf ball to it! Tom Brady and 3 picks in the second half and we let them off the hook!! “3 & 8 or a 4th & 6 in January” remember that? OMG!!!

Certain people can never be forgiven!! Our moment of Glory was Hijacked by a maniac!!!

The Flog (LaFuck) choked. Pettine choked. Great Arm of Butte choked. Suffice it to say, all the planets aligned for the Packers, and they still managed to choke away a golden opportunity.

[MadtownPacker]

So why the hell do all of you call it Superb Owl? I have never bothered to look up when it started.

[GB-Brandon]

The Flog (LaFuck) choked. Pettine choked. Great Arm of Butte choked. Suffice it to say, all the planets aligned for the Packers, and they still managed to choke away a golden opportunity.

Brady certainly wasn’t stellar with a 73.9 Passer rating and 3 second half picks.

[GB-Brandon]

So why the hell do all of you call it Superb Owl? I have never bothered to look up when it started.

I’d like to know the same thing.

[run pMc]

Is it ok that I want both teams to lose? I don't really want KC to win back-to-back titles, but I really don't want TB to win.

I guess I'll cheer for the AFC in this one.

Personally, I think SF last year was a tougher opponent than TB is this year, so I'd expect KC to win. Then again I've barely watched any of their games and it looks like they've been pretty lucky/sloppy in some of them so who knows.
And yeah, if GB does better on any one of about 10 different plays they'd be in this game...but we've already covered that in other threads.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Being a shutdown corner in high school who shut down Darren Charles in a game, I wanted to spend $200 of my hard-earned, humble frogskins on a 23 Packer replica jersey. I didn’t cos, well, Kap ain’t in the NFL anymore.

And fuck you, too, assistant manager Tom. Paid you $25 to get me an “authentic,” Chinese-pirated #2 Johnny Football Browns jersey. You quit before the blouse shipped and I never received it. I was gonna wear that awesome uni to the poker room all the time, and every time I win a hand, I was gonna do the Johnny Football money hand thing.

[GB-Brandon]

Is it ok that I want both teams to lose? I don't really want KC to win back-to-back titles, but I really don't want TB to win.

I guess I'll cheer for the AFC in this one.

Personally, I think SF last year was a tougher opponent than TB is this year, so I'd expect KC to win. Then again I've barely watched any of their games and it looks like they've been pretty lucky/sloppy in some of them so who knows.
And yeah, if GB does better on any one of about 10 different plays they'd be in this game...but we've already covered that in other threads.

Yes it is. The Chiefs winning is catapulting them into the beginning of “Dynasty Talk” and is “Salt In The Wound” for Packer fans because our front office didn’t build a similar team around Rodgers and they are making it work right in front of our faces.

The Bucc’s winning is at the hands of our own failure to “Finish Out The Roster” to do a few simple things to win that game late at OUR HOUSE and allowing this Madness of Tom Brady to carry on and now win Super Bowls while doing it in both conferences. Elevating him to status higher probably then any other sports figure!!

Either way it isn’t a good Feeling for sure!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

I’d like to know the same thing.

It’s a lame word play on Super Bowl. SuperB Owl.

[GB-Brandon]

We should get AB too for good measure!!

[MadtownPacker]

I said to get him last year but the morally superior types thought he was a POS.