Screw it. I'll make my own banjo thread, with blackjack and hookers!

Eric Stokes is noticeably missing from almost any reporting on the game. Same as his coverage skills were missing during the game.
Converting on just 1 third or fourth down ain't gonna win much, if ever.
Lions had 20 third and fourth-down plays, The Packers had 5.
The turf monster almost saved the day when Jared Goff slipped and fell. However, almost doesn't count in the NFL. Also if you say "Jared Goff" real fast after several drinks it sounds just like "Jerk Off".
In the first half when the game seemed to be escaping the Pack, LaFluer seemed to adjust to the "Malik Willis" game plan and just run the ball down the Lions throats for that first TD. Perhaps he's finally learning that Jordan Love is also more than capable of running that style of offense.
I noticed Jordan Love still looks likes he's trying to figure out where to throw the ball each snap where Goff looked like he knew exactly where to throw the ball each snap. Perhaps this is an illustration of the experience of a veteran QB versus the inexperience of a second year starter.
Kraft and Watson really need to stop leaping into the air while running with the ball in their hands. Huge injury risk, increased potential to fumble and sets a bad example for the rest of the team.
Without Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt - I feel like the Packers don't have a winning record this season.
The refs were giant stinky mounds of fecal matter and should go fuck themselves.
Your thoughts?

Eric Stokes is noticeably missing from almost any reporting on the game. Same as his coverage skills were missing during the game.
Originally posted by Some fucker on X
Lions had 20 third and fourth-down plays, The Packers had 5.
The turf monster almost saved the day when Jared Goff slipped and fell. However, almost doesn't count in the NFL. Also if you say "Jared Goff" real fast after several drinks it sounds just like "Jerk Off".
In the first half when the game seemed to be escaping the Pack, LaFluer seemed to adjust to the "Malik Willis" game plan and just run the ball down the Lions throats for that first TD. Perhaps he's finally learning that Jordan Love is also more than capable of running that style of offense.
I noticed Jordan Love still looks likes he's trying to figure out where to throw the ball each snap where Goff looked like he knew exactly where to throw the ball each snap. Perhaps this is an illustration of the experience of a veteran QB versus the inexperience of a second year starter.
Kraft and Watson really need to stop leaping into the air while running with the ball in their hands. Huge injury risk, increased potential to fumble and sets a bad example for the rest of the team.
Without Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt - I feel like the Packers don't have a winning record this season.
The refs were giant stinky mounds of fecal matter and should go fuck themselves.
Your thoughts?


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