Packers Offseason/Free Agency/ Non-Draft Thread

[Anti-Polar Bear]

You have to actively try to make $15 or less.

So, my dumbass boss has moved me, metaphorically speaking, from the grill to the deep fryers. It’s an insult to my ego.

Tell me, must I quit?

[SudsMcBucky]

So, my dumbass boss has moved me, metaphorically speaking, from the grill to the deep fryers. It’s an insult to my ego.

Tell me, must I quit?

Well, I woulda suggested that long before you got moved to the deep fryer.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Well, I woulda suggested that long before you got moved to the deep fryer.

Alas, I am too old to dream; too young to die, to borrow Castellows. Quit and do what?

If I had the bankroll, I’d be a poker pro. Lost $3700 last month. Maybe I am delusional.

[texaspackerbacker]

Shutdown corners ain’t wander around and about the streets of Baltimore for too long, hombre. In fact, aside from J-Alex, there ain’t any shutdown corners right now on the streets of Baltimore.

Maybe trade for Ramsey.

Shoulda drafted Dejean last year instead of that bum Yokozuna. What’s the bum’s name again? Miller? McKenzie? Michaels? Morgan?

They might be hanging around burger joints hahahaha.

If Spotrac know what they're talking about (not really a sure thing), they all should be cheaper than Jaire. Of course, theoretically, the Packers could still re-sign and bring back Jaire. All of those guys are 30 or more, I think, except Henderson who is labeled as a bust and Mosely, just slightly under 30.

I really think with our Safetys and LBs, we could play a lot of zone and be just fine.

[texaspackerbacker]

Alas, I am too old to dream; too young to die, to borrow Castellows. Quit and do what?

If I had the bankroll, I’d be a poker pro. Lost $3700 last month. Maybe I am delusional.

I've told you repeatedly, be an Independent CPA. You've said you're a CPA and no firm will hire you. Fine, there's plenty of demand for that sort of thjng.

[SudsMcBucky]

I've told you repeatedly, be an Independent CPA. You've said you're a CPA and no firm will hire you. Fine, there's plenty of demand for that sort of thjng.

Well, technically, you can't actually be a CPA if you've never worked for one. That's part of the steps of actually becoming a CPA (at least MOST states require that.)

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Well, technically, you can't actually be a CPA if you've never worked for one. That's part of the steps of actually becoming a CPA (at least MOST states require that.)

Yeah, having some length of accounting experience is part of the deal. I haven’t done any accounting work since 2008 - worked 3 months unpaid for the “experience” and they still refused to hire me at the end.

Pretty sure I applied to ThunderDan CPA and got shot down by the man himself.

[ThunderDan]

Yeah, having some length of accounting experience is part of the deal. I haven’t done any accounting work since 2008 - worked 3 months unpaid for the “experience” and they still refused to hire me at the end.

Pretty sure I applied to ThunderDan CPA and got shot down by the man himself.

Keep making shit up in your head. You have never sent a resume to our firm. No one has. We have to hire recruiters to find anybody. We have gotten our last 3 hires that way.

But you be you, making up stories in your head.

PS. My 17-year-old son makes $17.65 stocking shelves at Target.

[texaspackerbacker]

APB and Thunder, based on what you both are saying, actually send him your resume and get hired, APB.

I don't know how many business and econ courses you had on your way to being a CPA, but presumably plenty. I had enough courses without really trying to qualify not only for a real estate license but to go straight to being a Broker and have my own office. There's also a distinct possibility for you to do that.

And from what I've heard about Target, they would be your kind of people hahahaha.

[pittstang5]

I hate to see the Jaire that plays be released. I am glad the Packers released the Jaire that can’t stay health anymore and misses major time each season.

If I were a betting man and if such a bet exists, I'd put money on Jaire playing all 17 games next year for whatever team signs him.

[Fosco33]

If I were a betting man and if such a bet exists, I'd put money on Jaire playing all 17 games next year for whatever team signs him.

Wouldn’t shock me. He quit on this team last year and surprised he’s not wanted. He practiced fully for weeks and couldn’t even play in the playoffs. We don’t know everything - but if the team wanted him - they’d have figured it out.

Can’t have too many me-guys, hot heads, cancers - or your whole team is a bunch of pricks.

[MadtownPacker]

I hope not. Their DC loves the all-out blitz. J-Alex would make the D even more impregnable.

Mamon you didn’t hear? Love is impreganting stuff this year.

[MadtownPacker]

APB and Thunder, based on what you both are saying, actually send him your resume and get hired, APB.

I don't know how many business and econ courses you had on your way to being a CPA, but presumably plenty. I had enough courses without really trying to qualify not only for a real estate license but to go straight to being a Broker and have my own office. There's also a distinct possibility for you to do that.

And from what I've heard about Target, they would be your kind of people hahahaha.

You truly can’t help yourself huh. Seen your other post and you are going to end up like jaire if it continues. Dont act stupid and ask what or why just do it.

[Fritz]

If I were a betting man and if such a bet exists, I'd put money on Jaire playing all 17 games next year for whatever team signs him.

I'll go in a different direction and say that he'll start out gangbusters - with Minnesota, I'll guess - but around halfway through, maybe more, he'll start getting knicked up - miss a game, come back, play two, miss another, and so on.

[Fosco33]

You’re saying you would willingly take a pay cut if you got injured on the job and couldn’t work your normal hours while you rehab?

I was thinking about this more… if I faked a work injury and was getting workers comp… I’d be in legal trouble. For athletes - they can fake these injuries and are protected.