Official Other Teams News Thread

[Joemailman]

Adam Grosbard
@AdamGrosbard

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

[MadScientist]

Adam Grosbard
@AdamGrosbard

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

There isn't that much quackery in Horicon Marsh. I guess if you string together enough BS buzzwords, some rich athlete will fall for the expensive placebo.

[SudsMcBucky]

Adam Grosbard
@AdamGrosbard

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

Has Stafford started hanging out with Rodgers???

[MadtownPacker]

He probably needs to get lit to forget about his dearest playing Center with the backup QB.

[texaspackerbacker]

The good guys won by two TDs, 14 - 0 tonight .......... and it wasn't even football.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

The good guys won by two TDs, 14 - 0 tonight .......... and it wasn't even football.

Not to be a smart ass, but 2 touchdowns = 12 points.

As for the Brewers, as a fair-weather fan, I am glad they are winning. However, as an aspiring poker pro, the Brewers winning grinds my gears.

I-41 and I-94 in Milwaukee, routes that take me to the Potawatomi casino and back home, get even more clogged whenever the Brewers play. And hotels in Milwaukee appear to be inflating their prices to take advantage of the Brewers’ success. I like to spend at least a weekend a month in the MKE to grind at poker. A standard room at the Super 8 in Germantown cost 60-100 bucks a night a couple of months ago. Nowadays, it’s 140-180.

[smuggler]

Trey Hendrickson is committed to no longer playing for the Bengals. There are 15 million reasons for him to play this season. We'll see whether he or the team has more fortitude in the standoff, but if I were the Bengals management, I'd let him sit his happy ass and keep him on the bench if he decides to return, so he doesn't get "injured".

[bobblehead]

Trey Hendrickson is committed to no longer playing for the Bengals. There are 15 million reasons for him to play this season. We'll see whether he or the team has more fortitude in the standoff, but if I were the Bengals management, I'd let him sit his happy ass and keep him on the bench if he decides to return, so he doesn't get "injured".

I thought it was more like 20+ million. Either way, I get both sides of the issue. I hate that NFL contracts are structured as 4-5 years but are really 3 years and if not addressed this is the result. Kirk Cousins had it right. Gimme 3 years guaranteed and leave me alone.

[run pMc]

New Orleans quarterback battle is between Tyler Shough, Spencer Rattler and Jake Haener. Yeesh. Good luck Kellen Moore.

Moore had to know that was easily the worst HC gig available. Their talent has eroded and their cap has exploded.

[run pMc]

Adam Grosbard
@AdamGrosbard

Matthew Stafford walked into this Ammortal chamber. Ammortal advertises itself as a "wellness device that aims to optimize human performance and promote holistic health through a combination of non-invasive technologies." He is not practicing today.

I think that's misspelled and should read 'Amoral', as in you have to be some kind of amoral snake oil salesman to sell someone on a fancy Airstream that supposedly makes you healthier.

[smuggler]

"I would never disrespect someone fighting for their life," said Micah Parsons while shitting on Cowboys backups by napping during their preseason finale.

Parsons will not accrue a year of service in 2025 if he misses 8 games by holding-in. In that case, his contact won't toll and he'll be under team control in 2026 again.

Each game he fags out of playing will cost him $1.41 million in salary.

[Fritz]

Looks like Jerruh and Parsons are at loggerheads here.

What would be considered more egregious? Napping on the sideline or pulling an Ezra Johnson and eating a hot dog during a game?

[Joemailman]

Ian Rapoport
@rapsheet.bsky.social

Trade! The Vikings are trading QB Sam Howell to the Eagles, per me and
@tompelissero.bsky.social

It’s a 5th in 2026 and 7th in 2027 to MIN, while PHI Howell and 6th in 2026. Minnesota, which recently hosted Carson Wentz on a visit, now has a QB opening. And Philly gets more QB depth.

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Ian Rapoport
@rapsheet.bsky.social

The Vikings are signing QB Carson Wentz, per me and
@tompelissero.bsky.social
, after a successful workout over the weekend. A new backup for JJ McCarthy.

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[bobblehead]

Moore had to know that was easily the worst HC gig available. Their talent has eroded and their cap has exploded.

Its a good gig. Fail and its the erosion of talent and cap hell. Succeed and look what I did with hot garbage.

[Joemailman]

Not the worst situation after this year. Will probably be in a position to draft Arch Manning, grandson of Saints legend Archie.