No more Polar Bears Left on Lombardi Ave.

[Fritz]

Jesus. What a cock-tease. What's the rest of the story?

I'm not sure whether you mean NewsBruin was the cock tease . . . or Ted.

[MadtownPacker]

it was fun when I discovered that Tanks tale was all bullshit. I was in a golf outing in the Appleton area. At the outing, I asked around if anyone had any knowledge of that fabled game. Another golfer referred me to an old buddy. A teammate of mine was the principal of OSHKOSH North. He told me that Darrin was a man playing with boys, bigger, stronger with solid speed. Jim then introduced me to two of the Oshkosh assistant Head coaches x (Due to that big win, the head coach got hired at a bigger school with much better salary) I asked what kind of a game it was, all three of them horse laughed. "It was a blow out, we were a seasoned team pointing to win the State championship. They never crossed the fifty". Oshkosh N wasn't fooling around. They were gonna run and pass through em and stone em on D.

Thats just what they did. They went on to the State Championship. Several of the ON players received college scholarships.

Darrin was named Wisconsin High School Player of the year and got a full scholly to the Wisconsin Badgers

Maybe he stopped him for one pass? Maybe Charles said “you’ll be flipping burgers for life after I embarrass you”?

Either way it sounds like Tank lives rent free in your head .

[MadtownPacker]

Was Ted actually in the closet?

I saw him up close in 2008 after the preseason game in SF. There was some unknown dude hanging around TT and it sure had that vibe.

[bobblehead]

I once shook Ted's hand in downtown Mobile. He just wanted to know if there was any place he could get a sandwich at 11pm.

Thats a lie. TT never stayed up past 9pm at which time he retired with a warm glass of milk!! (or if APB is correct sandwich could have been code for male prostitute).

[NewsBruin]

Thats a lie. TT never stayed up past 9pm at which time he retired with a warm glass of milk!! (or if APB is correct sandwich could have been code for male prostitute).

That may be why he looked so confused when I tried to give directions. He definitely didn't want to hear me rave about my stock certificate.

[NewsBruin]

Senior Bowl?

Yup. I was in a coffeehouse after going to the symphony with Mrs. Bruin when an old dude in Packers athleisure stagger-walked in, had a brief conversation with the cashier, and walked out. Once the face "clicked," I asked the cashier what he happened, and he said "he asked me if we had food, and I told him we closed the kitchen."

So I rushed out to Ted, gushed all about the team's success, my family, the town, etc, and he just asked me what was still open.

The coffeehouse is sandwiched (sorry) right between the Senior Bowl's two official hotels for NFL teams and ex-NCAA players. Mobile's private airport is about 5 miles away and the public regional is about a 30 minute drive. Both would be absolutely dead for food (or cock) at that time of night.

As a former business traveler, I remember most teams and players arriving on Sunday, but a few will arrive at the hotels Saturday night to settle in early. One year, I was chatting in the Hertz rental-car line with Mike Zimmer and we sawr a felt-and-plastic board sign announcing their VIP renter "Mr. Drew Rosenhaus." I'm not sure if that was someone's gag or not.

Now I work a few blocks away from those hotels and Senior Bowl week is like the rumble scene in "Anchorman," except in tracksuits and Reese's-orange lanyards. It's a shame the fashion went from team primary colors to all-black windsuits with tiny white team logos. Now I have to squint to find the Packers staff.

[NewsBruin]

Was Ted actually in the closet?

I got that vibe from the Clay Matthews and AJ Hawk picks. Some GMs just have a "type".

[CaptainKickass]

Now I work a few blocks away from those hotels and Senior Bowl week is like the rumble scene in "Anchorman," except in tracksuits and Reese's-orange lanyards. It's a shame the fashion went from team primary colors to all-black windsuits with tiny white team logos. Now I have to squint to find the Packers staff.

This is only for those who sadly have never witnessed the majesty of one of the finest films of all time and thus may also understand the levity of your football related story. Viewer discretion is advised.

[KYPack]

Maybe he stopped him for one pass? Maybe Charles said “you’ll be flipping burgers for life after I embarrass you”?

Either way it sounds like Tank lives rent free in your head .

I don't think about the boy outside of the forum.

I'll always nail him when he pulls his bullshit in here.

[QBME]

it was fun when I discovered that Tanks tale was all bullshit. I was in a golf outing in the Appleton area. At the outing, I asked around if anyone had any knowledge of that fabled game. Another golfer referred me to an old buddy. A teammate of mine was the principal of OSHKOSH North. He told me that Darrin was a man playing with boys, bigger, stronger with solid speed. Jim then introduced me to two of the Oshkosh assistant Head coaches x (Due to that big win, the head coach got hired at a bigger school with much better salary) I asked what kind of a game it was, all three of them horse laughed. "It was a blow out, we were a seasoned team pointing to win the State championship. They never crossed the fifty". Oshkosh N wasn't fooling around. They were gonna run and pass threw em and stone em on D.

Thats just what they did. They went on to the State Championship. Several of the ON players received college scholarships.

Darrin was named Wisconsin High School Player of the year and got a full scholly to the Wisconsin Badgers

Hey KY,
We’ve always been on the same wavelength.
My only question is, (most important) what did you, or your team, shoot? Did you finish in the $$’s?

[MadtownPacker]

I don't think about the boy outside of the forum.

I'll always nail him when he pulls his bullshit in here.

Oh the paternity test came back finally.

[KYPack]

Oh the paternity test came back finally.

That one went over my head.

[MadtownPacker]

That one went over my head.