Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Official Bye Week Thread 2025

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Official Bye Week Thread 2025

    With all the thread starting chicanery/debacles so far this season (Red Foreman is still sneering at you) and also because I needed somewhere to put this - I started the official bye week thread, with blackjack and hookers!

    With the Defense struggling without Wyatt, do the Packers need to bring on an additional DT?

    If so, I could only find two available. I did not look to other teams practice squads for potential poaching.

    - Former 4th round Jaguars pick Jordan Jefferson, was waived by the 49'ers. Did Gute put in a claim?
    - Christian Wilkins is also still available. Kick the tires on him?







    Last edited by CaptainKickass; 10-02-2025, 06:41 PM. Reason: To fill in the reason for editing field which felt totally left out and was sobbing in the corner as if someone kicked him
    "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

  • #2
    Obligatory bye week post.
    I can't run no more
    With that lawless crowd
    While the killers in high places
    Say their prayers out loud
    But they've summoned, they've summoned up
    A thundercloud
    They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

    Comment


    • #3
      Originally posted by Joemailman View Post
      Obligatory bye week post.

      That's the spirit!



      "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

      Comment


      • #4

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by Sparkey View Post


          I can appreciate a power trio.


          Here's blackjack:




          And here's some hookers:

          "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

          Comment


          • #6
            Go Pack Go!
            But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

            -Tim Harmston

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by ThunderDan View Post
              Go Pack Go!
              You know, I've never said it before but I really appreciate that on an NFL forum, specifically a Green Bay Packers centric forum, that your chosen screen name when abbreviated is also the two letter acronym for Touchdown.


              Blackjack for you TD





              And hookers. Technically it's still morning so you get the dayshift variety.

              "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

              Comment


              • #8
                Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post

                That’s poker, I reckon.

                Speaking of such, I lost 1600 yesterday trying to bluff the fish. That, plus 1800 and 1600 losing sessions last week have fucked my bankroll.

                Goddamn, do I suck at poker? Goddamn, I hate the bye. Packers winning is what gives my life meaning, I reckon.

                Come on, oh my star is fading
                And I swerve out of control
                If I, if I'd only waited
                I'd not be stuck here in this hole

                Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
                And I'm on my way back down again
                Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
                Sick to the stomach

                Come on, oh my star is fading
                And I see no chance of release
                And I know I'm dead on the surface
                But I am screaming underneath


                I don’t want a battle from beginning to end
                I don’t want a cycle of recycled revenge

                Comment


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Anti-Polar Bear View Post
                  That’s poker, I reckon.

                  Speaking of such, I lost 1600 yesterday trying to bluff the fish. That, plus 1800 and 1600 losing sessions last week have fucked my bankroll.

                  Goddamn, do I suck at poker? Goddamn, I hate the bye. Packers winning is what gives my life meaning, I reckon.

                  Come on, oh my star is fading
                  And I swerve out of control
                  If I, if I'd only waited
                  I'd not be stuck here in this hole

                  Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
                  And I'm on my way back down again
                  Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
                  Sick to the stomach

                  Come on, oh my star is fading
                  And I see no chance of release
                  And I know I'm dead on the surface
                  But I am screaming underneath



                  Ok, look Anti-Bi-Polar-Tank-Bear-Creature-Thing. You've lost at poker repeatedly. Even the escorts would decline once they heard about you screwing up the game day thread (again). And even if they didn't, they'd certainly change their mind and run to the hills just as soon as you put on the incredibly horrifying sounds of the worlds most shit band COLDPLAY



                  In summary, synopsis, compendium and conclusion:


                  No Blackjack and no hookers for you:






                  "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    this thread is hilarious. thank you

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by CaptainKickass View Post
                      You know, I've never said it before but I really appreciate that on an NFL forum, specifically a Green Bay Packers centric forum, that your chosen screen name when abbreviated is also the two letter acronym for Touchdown.


                      Blackjack for you TD
                      Love this thread. But still my least favorite week during the season. No Packer football for 13 days.
                      But Rodgers leads the league in frumpy expressions and negative body language on the sideline, which makes him, like Josh Allen, a unique double threat.

                      -Tim Harmston

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by run pMc View Post
                        this thread is hilarious. thank you

                        I've been meaning to ask: What the hell is a pMc anyways?

                        PubMed Central?
                        Pseudomembranous Colitis?
                        Private Military Company?
                        Project Management Consultant?
                        Pollen Mother Cells?
                        Private Marginal Cost?
                        Particularly Moist Cunt?
                        Positively Meaty Chicken?
                        Paint My Cabinets?
                        Powerful Male Chimpanzee?

                        At least you had a beer named after you and someone made a cool looking patch with your screen name.







                        So I guess since nobody wants to talk about the glaring hole at Defensive Tackle the Packers have when Wyatt is out, much less speculate on potential solutions to said aforementioned defensive football issue during the bye week,

                        I'll just have to give you Blackjack:



                        ...and hookers:




                        I mean, they're classic hookers sure, but hookers nonetheless!
                        (I said butt hookers heh-heh)

                        And hey, maybe some 70's bush will learn you a thing or two. And the bye week is kind of a holiday, right?
                        "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Originally posted by ThunderDan View Post
                          Love this thread. But still my least favorite week during the season. No Packer football for 13 days.
                          Is TD Totally Down?
                          TD can't wait for Thirteen Days?
                          Is TD unable to handle the Tough Dookie of the bye?
                          Does TD's world seem Tepidly Dismal?
                          If TD were Bill or Ted would he say the phrase Totally Dude?
                          Would it help if TD knew that he shares an acronym with Tony Danza?


                          Don't worry TD, it's only a Temporary Disability. It's not like you have a Trade Deficit with a Tazmanian Devil during a Tropical Depression. Maybe it's best to kill time with a Tattooed Dancer?
                          "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            If wilkens can pass a physical he is a no brainer.....even if Wyatt comes back.
                            The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bobblehead View Post
                              If wilkens can pass a physical he is a no brainer.....even if Wyatt comes back.
                              I don't know enough about Wilkins locker room antics to know if he's a character risk, but as a player I agree.

                              Update: We won't be a-movin' on up with the Jefferson:
                              Jordan Jefferson Claimed

                              Are there any other available DT's out there that might be an upgrade over Snackhouse, Brooks or even my favorite cheese named player Colby?



                              Also,

                              Because Bobble chose to talk football...

                              and...



                              It seems leaving them alive is still ok however.
                              "Everyone's born anarchist and atheist until people start lying to them" ~ wise philosopher

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X