Official Bye Week Thread 2025

[CaptainKickass]

With all the thread starting chicanery/debacles so far this season (Red Foreman is still sneering at you) and also because I needed somewhere to put this - I started the official bye week thread, with blackjack and hookers!

With the Defense struggling without Wyatt, do the Packers need to bring on an additional DT?

If so, I could only find two available. I did not look to other teams practice squads for potential poaching.

- Former 4th round Jaguars pick Jordan Jefferson, was waived by the 49'ers. Did Gute put in a claim?
- Christian Wilkins is also still available. Kick the tires on him?

[Joemailman]

Obligatory bye week post.

[CaptainKickass]

Obligatory bye week post.

That's the spirit!

[Sparkey]

[CaptainKickass]

I can appreciate a power trio.


Here's blackjack:




And here's some hookers:

[ThunderDan]

Go Pack Go!

[CaptainKickass]

Go Pack Go!

You know, I've never said it before but I really appreciate that on an NFL forum, specifically a Green Bay Packers centric forum, that your chosen screen name when abbreviated is also the two letter acronym for Touchdown.


Blackjack for you TD





And hookers. Technically it's still morning so you get the dayshift variety.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

That’s poker, I reckon.

Speaking of such, I lost 1600 yesterday trying to bluff the fish. That, plus 1800 and 1600 losing sessions last week have fucked my bankroll.

Goddamn, do I suck at poker? Goddamn, I hate the bye. Packers winning is what gives my life meaning, I reckon.

Come on, oh my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
If I, if I'd only waited
I'd not be stuck here in this hole

Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
And I'm on my way back down again
Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
Sick to the stomach

Come on, oh my star is fading
And I see no chance of release
And I know I'm dead on the surface
But I am screaming underneath

[CaptainKickass]

That’s poker, I reckon.

Speaking of such, I lost 1600 yesterday trying to bluff the fish. That, plus 1800 and 1600 losing sessions last week have fucked my bankroll.

Goddamn, do I suck at poker? Goddamn, I hate the bye. Packers winning is what gives my life meaning, I reckon.

Come on, oh my star is fading
And I swerve out of control
If I, if I'd only waited
I'd not be stuck here in this hole

Stuck on the end of this ball and chain
And I'm on my way back down again
Stood on a bridge, tied to the noose
Sick to the stomach

Come on, oh my star is fading
And I see no chance of release
And I know I'm dead on the surface
But I am screaming underneath

Ok, look Anti-Bi-Polar-Tank-Bear-Creature-Thing. You've lost at poker repeatedly. Even the escorts would decline once they heard about you screwing up the game day thread (again). And even if they didn't, they'd certainly change their mind and run to the hills just as soon as you put on the incredibly horrifying sounds of the worlds most shit band COLDPLAY



In summary, synopsis, compendium and conclusion:


No Blackjack and no hookers for you:

[run pMc]

this thread is hilarious. thank you

[ThunderDan]

You know, I've never said it before but I really appreciate that on an NFL forum, specifically a Green Bay Packers centric forum, that your chosen screen name when abbreviated is also the two letter acronym for Touchdown.


Blackjack for you TD

Love this thread. But still my least favorite week during the season. No Packer football for 13 days.

[CaptainKickass]

this thread is hilarious. thank you

I've been meaning to ask: What the hell is a pMc anyways?

PubMed Central?
Pseudomembranous Colitis?
Private Military Company?
Project Management Consultant?
Pollen Mother Cells?
Private Marginal Cost?
Particularly Moist Cunt?
Positively Meaty Chicken?
Paint My Cabinets?
Powerful Male Chimpanzee?

At least you had a beer named after you and someone made a cool looking patch with your screen name.







So I guess since nobody wants to talk about the glaring hole at Defensive Tackle the Packers have when Wyatt is out, much less speculate on potential solutions to said aforementioned defensive football issue during the bye week,

I'll just have to give you Blackjack:



...and hookers:




I mean, they're classic hookers sure, but hookers nonetheless!
(I said butt hookers heh-heh)

And hey, maybe some 70's bush will learn you a thing or two. And the bye week is kind of a holiday, right?

[CaptainKickass]

Love this thread. But still my least favorite week during the season. No Packer football for 13 days.

Is TD Totally Down?
TD can't wait for Thirteen Days?
Is TD unable to handle the Tough Dookie of the bye?
Does TD's world seem Tepidly Dismal?
If TD were Bill or Ted would he say the phrase Totally Dude?
Would it help if TD knew that he shares an acronym with Tony Danza?


Don't worry TD, it's only a Temporary Disability. It's not like you have a Trade Deficit with a Tazmanian Devil during a Tropical Depression. Maybe it's best to kill time with a Tattooed Dancer?

[bobblehead]

If wilkens can pass a physical he is a no brainer.....even if Wyatt comes back.

[CaptainKickass]

If wilkens can pass a physical he is a no brainer.....even if Wyatt comes back.

I don't know enough about Wilkins locker room antics to know if he's a character risk, but as a player I agree.

Update: We won't be a-movin' on up with the Jefferson:
Jordan Jefferson Claimed

Are there any other available DT's out there that might be an upgrade over Snackhouse, Brooks or even my favorite cheese named player Colby?



Also,

Because Bobble chose to talk football...

and...



It seems leaving them alive is still ok however.