Originally posted by The Shadow
Ok, it is now officially time to revive this :
Excerpt from : A Field Guide to Packer Posters
Category #3 : The Favre Cultists/ Jock-Sniffers
Think that people like that guy on the commercial who hides in a team clothes hamper just to get a whiff of an NFL player don’t exist? Think again, Bunky.
These are the folks who one suspects were just not very good at sports. Now, they vicariously live through the exploits of Brett Favre.
How to Recognize Them?
Look for the poster who explains away each of Favre’s interceptions –as many as 6 in a single game!- by always assigning blame elsewhere.
Note that in their eyes, Brett Favre -like the Pope - infallible in word and deed. Whatever he says or does MUST be great.
When writing about Favre, their words are reverential enough for Abraham Lincoln, Buddha, etc.
Mating Call Posts“
If Jesus Were Coach, His QB Would be Favre”.
“This is What Favre is Thinking/Doing/Dreaming Right Now”.
"I hate-hate-HATE Ted Thompson For Not Doing Whatever Brett Wants!"
“Please, Please Don’t –sniff,sniff, Retire, Brett!”
"Does Brett Wear Boxers or Briefs?"
"If Those Stupid Receivers Just Ran To Wear Brett Throws The Ball, Those Interceptions Would Not Have Happened!"
“Favre Would Build a Better Ark Than Noah.”
“What Would Favre Do?”
Excerpt from : A Field Guide to Packer Posters
Category #3 : The Favre Cultists/ Jock-Sniffers
Think that people like that guy on the commercial who hides in a team clothes hamper just to get a whiff of an NFL player don’t exist? Think again, Bunky.
These are the folks who one suspects were just not very good at sports. Now, they vicariously live through the exploits of Brett Favre.
How to Recognize Them?
Look for the poster who explains away each of Favre’s interceptions –as many as 6 in a single game!- by always assigning blame elsewhere.
Note that in their eyes, Brett Favre -like the Pope - infallible in word and deed. Whatever he says or does MUST be great.
When writing about Favre, their words are reverential enough for Abraham Lincoln, Buddha, etc.
Mating Call Posts“
If Jesus Were Coach, His QB Would be Favre”.
“This is What Favre is Thinking/Doing/Dreaming Right Now”.
"I hate-hate-HATE Ted Thompson For Not Doing Whatever Brett Wants!"
“Please, Please Don’t –sniff,sniff, Retire, Brett!”
"Does Brett Wear Boxers or Briefs?"
"If Those Stupid Receivers Just Ran To Wear Brett Throws The Ball, Those Interceptions Would Not Have Happened!"
“Favre Would Build a Better Ark Than Noah.”
“What Would Favre Do?”


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