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  • The real reason the cowpukes lost??

    I read that last time romo had a game this shitty was when Carrie Underwood was in attendance. Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.


    Romo finished 13-of-36 for 214 yards, with a career-low rating of 22.2. It came in front of his parents and his newest A-list girlfriend -- Jessica Simpson, who tugged the front of her pink No. 9 jersey, then mouthed the word "Romo!" when cameras spotted her. For what it's worth, Romo's previous worst rating came last December against Philadelphia when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was here.

  • #2
    May she attend every game for the rest of his career....
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    • #3
      She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.

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      • #4
        Re: The real reason the cowpukes lost??

        Originally posted by MadtownPacker
        Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.
        In that case, he wouldn't have any problems dealing with the fans at Lambeau.
        "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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        • #5
          I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.

          Remember when Urlacher had one of his many skanks Paris Hilton in his private box for the opening of the spaceship back in 2003? Packers took care of Urlacher and the pathetic Muppets 38-23.

          Romo has a history of losing with blondes in attendance and the Packers have a history of winning. I say we do everything possible to make sure Jessica Simpson is in Green Bay for the NFC Championship because, after all, it will be played at Lambeau Field.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Jerry Tagge
            I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.
            I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.
            My signature has NUDITY in it...whatcha gonna do?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by The Leaper
              Originally posted by Jerry Tagge
              I say we make sure Jessica Simpson is at Lambeau Field for the NFC Championship game.
              I'd happily purchase a ticket and have her sit on my lap.
              I would be making an early exit during that game, were she sitting on my lap. To get a change of pants, I mean.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MJZiggy
                May she attend every game for the rest of his career....
                At least get her to attend the rest of the Cowpukes games this year.

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                • #9
                  I wonder what effect the frontpage story about her missing Nick had on Romo....
                  Always respect your opponent, even when you're kicking the crap outta him.

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                  • #10
                    She has root issues...(sorry, had to).
                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                      She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
                      Same. That's not all i'd give her, though

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                      • #12
                        Re: The real reason the cowpukes lost??

                        Originally posted by MadtownPacker
                        Looks like hot blondes are his kryptonite.
                        Maybe he can dump her for one of the Cowgirls. Then the Cowpukes would go 0-8 at home.
                        2025 Ratpickers champion.

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                        • #13
                          I don't know what all the fuss is about, she's ugly as hell. But I'm glad ugly women make Romo perform like that, there's plenty to go around in wisconsin, goin on that theory he should have a terrible game if he has to play here.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MJZiggy
                            She has root issues...(sorry, had to).
                            Let's just say the carpeting probably doesn't match the drapes and leave it at that.
                            "Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." -Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Scott Campbell
                              She's too hard on herself. I'd give her a 10.
                              Freudian slip?

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