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[Scott Campbell]

Cousins is way better than Subway. I sure wish we had them in Utah.

Personally, I prefer Quizno's but that would probably be a violation of my contract.

We have Quizno's and I think they're better than Subway, but I don't think they can touch Cousins.

[SkinBasket]

Wouldn't you want to put all of your money in one IRA or what-have-you to take advantage of compoiund interest? It seems to me you'd make more if you had all the money in one account say instead of 5.

Assuming you use all your money for the same purpose and want all your money making minimum gains at minimum risk, then maybe that makes sense. Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

Shouldn't you be working for "your" money right now instead of wondering how to waste it anyway?

[retailguy]

Wow, that was quite a diatribe for a joke, responding to your joke. But, whatever. Hope you feel better. I'm off to Subway...

Yes, yes. We've heard it before. It's a joke. Then when it's not funny it's satire that everyone else is too dumb to understand. Then when someone tells you what satire means you tell everyone to shut up.

My post was an extended metaphor, not a joke. I'm going to go hump your mom now.

Wow. I got it. Thanks. See, only you can engage in satire. When it happens TO you it isn't satire, and it isn't funny. Two weeks ago when you were bashing my religion, and my career, and what I do during work, THAT was satire, and it should have been CLEAR to anyone with your brain. (Thank God almighty I'm not saddled with your brain).

THIS ISN'T SATIRE. Ok I got it. Perhaps a SMALL double standard, but I'm sure, like always you'll have an explanation. You always do. When you "write the rules" it always seems to work out that way. And it will always involves some sexual metaphor, or some 4 letter word that makes you feel tough. Quite honestly, if you laid a hand on my mother, she'd kick your ass... but that's another story.

For what it's worth, tough guy, it really was a joke.

3.65% is a pretty good rate for a savings account. If it wasn't such a pain in the ass for me to get money to it, I'd probably use mine more. Instead, we use our Money Market account.

[Scott Campbell]

Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

An IRA is something poor people use to get rich.

[retailguy]

Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

An IRA is something poor people use to get rich.

Well, that's what I thought too, but apparently, the really smart people invest their mortgage money. Just ask Donald Trump. He'll tell you.... for $29.95.

[SkinBasket]

Wow, that was quite a diatribe for a joke, responding to your joke. But, whatever. Hope you feel better. I'm off to Subway...

Yes, yes. We've heard it before. It's a joke. Then when it's not funny it's satire that everyone else is too dumb to understand. Then when someone tells you what satire means you tell everyone to shut up.

My post was an extended metaphor, not a joke. I'm going to go hump your mom now.

Wow. I got it. Thanks. See, only you can engage in satire. When it happens TO you it isn't satire, and it isn't funny. Two weeks ago when you were bashing my religion, and my career, and what I do during work, THAT was satire, and it should have been CLEAR to anyone with your brain. (Thank God almighty I'm not saddled with your brain).

THIS ISN'T SATIRE. Ok I got it. Perhaps a SMALL double standard, but I'm sure, like always you'll have an explanation. You always do. When you "write the rules" it always seems to work out that way. And it will always involves some sexual metaphor, or some 4 letter word that makes you feel tough. Quite honestly, if you laid a hand on my mother, she'd kick your ass... but that's another story.

For what it's worth, tough guy, it really was a joke.

3.65% is a pretty good rate for a savings account. If it wasn't such a pain in the ass for me to get money to it, I'd probably use mine more. Instead, we use our Money Market account.

You're funny. Not funny like a joke. Funny like a volcano that shoots out the side instead of the top.

What is this about bashing your religion now? You worship the cock?

[retailguy]

You're funny. Not funny like a joke. Funny like a volcano that shoots out the side instead of the top.

Funny. That's about how I'd describe your sense of humor. If that's what you call it.

[SkinBasket]

you could at least try to make this interesting for how smart you claim to be.

[retailguy]

you could at least try to make this interesting for how smart you claim to be.

The kiddies must be sleeping. Or you're just having a "me" day.

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Wouldn't you want to put all of your money in one IRA or what-have-you to take advantage of compoiund interest? It seems to me you'd make more if you had all the money in one account say instead of 5.

Assuming you use all your money for the same purpose and want all your money making minimum gains at minimum risk, then maybe that makes sense. Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

Shouldn't you be working for "your" money right now instead of wondering how to waste it anyway?

I have now been awaiting instructions for my next task for almost an hour.

[SkinBasket]

Wouldn't you want to put all of your money in one IRA or what-have-you to take advantage of compoiund interest? It seems to me you'd make more if you had all the money in one account say instead of 5.

Assuming you use all your money for the same purpose and want all your money making minimum gains at minimum risk, then maybe that makes sense. Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

Shouldn't you be working for "your" money right now instead of wondering how to waste it anyway?

I have now been awaiting instructions for my next task for almost an hour.

JUMP!

[SkinBasket]

Probably not the kind of instructions you were looking for...

[SkinBasket]

Shhhhhh...

Retail's talking honey.

[swede]

In swede-world it would go like this:

swede: Hmmmm...3.75% online savings with free checking.

On-line Account: How much do you wish to deposit?

swede: $10,000 in life savings please.

On-line Account: You may continue.

swede: "SEND"

swede: Check my account balance please.

On-line Account: zero.

swede: I just sent you $10,000 in life savings!

On-line Account: Bummer. No record of that, man. We can refer you to an on-line lawyer if you wish.

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Wouldn't you want to put all of your money in one IRA or what-have-you to take advantage of compoiund interest? It seems to me you'd make more if you had all the money in one account say instead of 5.

Assuming you use all your money for the same purpose and want all your money making minimum gains at minimum risk, then maybe that makes sense. Fuck I don't even know what an IRA is. Something for old people and rich people who don't need a high rate of growth, I think. For all I know we might have one.

Shouldn't you be working for "your" money right now instead of wondering how to waste it anyway?

I have now been awaiting instructions for my next task for almost an hour.

JUMP!

You might as well! Jump!