MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

[4and12to12and4]

WELL?????????????????????????????????

[MJZiggy]

Ummmm...I think I'm gonna let you sleep this off and we'll revisit the question when you're sober...

[Iron Mike]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

I think you could possibly talk her into some phone sex later:

That breathing heavy thing would be cool except that a lot of the calls I'm getting these days are computer generated. Bastards.

[MJZiggy]

That's doubly funny because I JUST got one of them and thought of that post when I answered. If I weren't job hunting I'd unplug the phone and tell those who know me to use my cell.

[Iron Mike]

That's doubly funny because I JUST got one of them and thought of that post when I answered

Well, I'm glad you're not angry at TWO of us.

[MJZiggy]

I'm angry at one of you?

[Iron Mike]

I'm angry at one of you?

Alright, can I have your cell # for some phone sex later?

[4and12to12and4]

Ummmm...I think I'm gonna let you sleep this off and we'll revisit the question when you're sober...

OK, I decided to take a HOT shower, and the offer is off the table. I'm happy with my two cats and Ms. Driver.

[4and12to12and4]

MJ, I've been out of the shower for a while, and I want u again, please don't make me ask Iron Mike out ... again?!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

[4and12to12and4]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

She has unmentionables? Oh to hell with it, if the box is rockin' don't come a'knockin'!!!!

By the way, crackhead, we both live in the Chicagoland area, let's go to the boats and pick up chicks without unmentionables, I've got some free time now!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

She has unmentionables? Oh to hell with it, if the box is rockin' don't come a'knockin'!!!!

By the way, crackhead, we both live in the Chicagoland area, let's go to the boats and pick up chicks without unmentionables, I've got some free time now!!

Tyrone doesn't live in chicagoland. Ty lives in Scottsdale where girls don't even know what unmentionables are...cause they don't wear them and they are dumb.

tyrone does feel your pain. tyrone has been divorced.

Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. She is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with tyrone and you walk tall. Bitches, man.

(apologies to cameron crowe)

[4and12to12and4]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

She has unmentionables? Oh to hell with it, if the box is rockin' don't come a'knockin'!!!!

By the way, crackhead, we both live in the Chicagoland area, let's go to the boats and pick up chicks without unmentionables, I've got some free time now!!

Tyrone doesn't live in chicagoland. Ty lives in Scottsdale where girls don't even know what unmentionables are...cause they don't wear them and they are dumb.

tyrone does feel your pain. tyrone has been divorced.

Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. She is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with tyrone and you walk tall. Bitches, man.

(apologies to cameron crowe)

WOW!! I hope Hillary isn't readin' this, cuz she would be REALLY offended. And, BTW, my wife isn't a showpony, she's a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[4and12to12and4]

MJ, I LOVE YOU!! Ya, I said said it, damnit, and ya, I'm drunk as shit. But, I meant it. Any woman that chats here on a Sunday Night is my kind of babe. Not to mention you actually write about the Pack too. Oh My God, I want to twist you like a tootsie pop!!! MJ, love me long time??

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Re: MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

WELL?????????????????????????????????

Back off ghostbuster. I asked her before you.

Don't accept MJ..you'll just be rebound. It won't last. You deserve much better.

The cardboard box is spacious and can easily accomodate you and your unmentionables.

She has unmentionables? Oh to hell with it, if the box is rockin' don't come a'knockin'!!!!

By the way, crackhead, we both live in the Chicagoland area, let's go to the boats and pick up chicks without unmentionables, I've got some free time now!!

Tyrone doesn't live in chicagoland. Ty lives in Scottsdale where girls don't even know what unmentionables are...cause they don't wear them and they are dumb.

tyrone does feel your pain. tyrone has been divorced.

Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind. Your only mistake is that you didn't dump her first. She is a show pony. You need a stallion, my friend. Walk with tyrone and you walk tall. Bitches, man.

(apologies to cameron crowe)

WOW!! I hope Hillary isn't readin' this, cuz she would be REALLY offended. And, BTW, my wife isn't a showpony, she's a jackass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is Hillary? And, why would she be offended?