MJ, WILL YOU MARRY ME

[4and12to12and4]

I think my knees just buckled. That's no good. I love you guys. I know yer sleepin', so I just wanna say a prayer to all of you who still love me after all this ... oh, wait, I'm an atheist, forgit it.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.

I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.

Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.

[4and12to12and4]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.

I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.

Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.

Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?

[MJZiggy]

You're thinking of Fritzdontblitz (which I just realized is very interesting considering everyone's upset because we didn't blitz enough this season...)

[SkinBasket]

Who the fuck is sassy?

[4and12to12and4]

You're thinking of Fritzdontblitz (which I just realized is very interesting considering everyone's upset because we didn't blitz enough this season...)

OMG, so I'm chatting with a crackhead who pimps you out for naught??? Damnit. What a waste. That's it. I'm gonna drink tonight. thanks. BTW, Zig, "how you doin'?" you know? ya baby that's what I'm talkin' about. (If I had a gun larger than a .38 I'd shoot myself in the left nut to shut myself up). I love you MJ, why do you have to avoid me and treat me like a child? Can't you tell that I could really make you happy? I am so together!

[MJZiggy]

You've already left me for 007, remember?

[4and12to12and4]

You've already left me for 007, remember?

Wow, women do remember everything. it was just a fling, baby, you know i only wanna rub you thighs. You're with me, leather!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.

I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.

Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.

Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?

Tyrone never wrote that story. Tyrone is not a phony.

tyrone is a bit worried that you left your wife for me. But, he is not surprised..happens quite frequently. tyrone does very well with the cougars. (ziggy, i know you are coug...i'm ready for you to pounce)

Boats!! It is fucking freezing in the midwest this time of year. Who keeps their boat in a slip in the winter time, and why would we want to go to a harbor to see them? Ty has much marina experience. Ty sailed all the time out of MYC.

ty has a bunch of frequent fliers, and if this how you role when drunk..ty is ready to visit. Ty likes the cut of your jib(yes, ty did riff on your boat theme).

BTW, if you decide to visit ty in scottsdale, ty will show you what escorts are supposed to look like. Lots of fifth year sophomores at ASU working!!!

[BallHawk]

That's it. I'm gonna drink tonight.

Wait, you haven't started drinking already?!?!?!

We're in for a long (but very entertaining) night.

[Little Whiskey]

If I had a gun larger than a .38 I'd shoot myself in the left nut to shut myself up).

i just drove thru indiana and chicago today. if i knew you were looking for a larger gun, you could have just gave me a shout. you think a twelve gauge would do the trick? go with slugs instead of shot.

[4and12to12and4]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.

I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.

Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.

Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?

Tyrone never wrote that story. Tyrone is not a phony.

tyrone is a bit worried that you left your wife for me. But, he is not surprised..happens quite frequently. tyrone does very well with the cougars. (ziggy, i know you are coug...i'm ready for you to pounce)

Boats!! It is fucking freezing in the midwest this time of year. Who keeps their boat in a slip in the winter time, and why would we want to go to a harbor to see them? Ty has much marina experience. Ty sailed all the time out of MYC.

ty has a bunch of frequent fliers, and if this how you role when drunk..ty is ready to visit. Ty likes the cut of your jib(yes, ty did riff on your boat theme).

BTW, if you decide to visit ty in scottsdale, ty will show you what escorts are supposed to look like. Lots of fifth year sophomores at ASU working!!!

Jesus H Christ, Ty, "Jimmy" wants to roll with you too, but when I speak boats, I'm talking about the kind that sit on the dock and you walk into and gamble until you drop. Mother of God, you're talking about sailing on the black pearl!!!!! I don't wanna see Moby Dick breaching, I wanna see jimmy plante (i have no words to rhyme with breaching) winning at Texas Hold Em!!!! Where the hell is Scottsdale? Saudia Arabia????

[Charles Woodson]

Gentlemen please, shes already said yes to me... :P

[BallHawk]

Gentlemen please, shes already said yes to me... :P

Judging the age differences, that's so going to end with a trial on Court TV.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I'm holding off, pending sobriety. Looks like the answer will have to wait quite a while.

So, you have rejected me as a suitor. Sigh.

Probably for the best. We are too much alike. We'd fight all the time. You would lose the fights. What fun is that? Your self esteem would suffer.

Dude, why you gotta try to be a casanova? you wont go to the boats with me and you wanna tear me away from my love!!!!! I thought we were buds man. I gotta go to the boats with a bear fan now (Bearman, are you around?) and you're tryin' to hook up with my hoe? (no offense as far as the 'hoe' thing goes, it's just a midwestern slang thang). Somebody, please cut me off.

I'll go to the boats with you, but i don't even know what the boats are.

Who said she is your ho? my pimp hand is strong. MJ will be my bottom bitch.

Dude, wtf? Are you a phony? I read a story from you that you watched a packers game this year at a chicago bar and it was the best story i read all year, and i was like, wow, a rat is around the corner from me, and now im single and youre not in the chicagoland area? i left my wife for you for gods sakes!!!!!!!!! You know, the boats here in Northern Indiana, off Lake Michigan. Are you down? we can bring ziggy or sassy. (sassy seems to like me better, but after tonight, I might be calling escorts, prolly bears fans, DAMNIT!!!) Yes?

Tyrone never wrote that story. Tyrone is not a phony.

tyrone is a bit worried that you left your wife for me. But, he is not surprised..happens quite frequently. tyrone does very well with the cougars. (ziggy, i know you are coug...i'm ready for you to pounce)

Boats!! It is fucking freezing in the midwest this time of year. Who keeps their boat in a slip in the winter time, and why would we want to go to a harbor to see them? Ty has much marina experience. Ty sailed all the time out of MYC.

ty has a bunch of frequent fliers, and if this how you role when drunk..ty is ready to visit. Ty likes the cut of your jib(yes, ty did riff on your boat theme).

BTW, if you decide to visit ty in scottsdale, ty will show you what escorts are supposed to look like. Lots of fifth year sophomores at ASU working!!!

Jesus H Christ, Ty, "Jimmy" wants to roll with you too, but when I speak boats, I'm talking about the kind that sit on the dock and you walk into and gamble until you drop. Mother of God, you're talking about sailing on the black pearl!!!!! I don't wanna see Moby Dick breaching, I wanna see jimmy plante (i have no words to rhyme with breaching) winning at Texas Hold Em!!!! Where the hell is Scottsdale? Saudia Arabia????

Ty didn't know they had gambing boats. Ty loves to gamble. Ty can often be found at the casinos in az.

Scottsdale is THE CITY next to phx. It is where all the action is. A mere one hour flight to vegas. Vegas, baby, vegas. We'll be up a hundy.