What you would change about women?

[Tarlam!]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.

You telling me you aint bin there??

[Kiwon]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.

You telling me you aint bin there??

That's kind of a loaded question. Get it, loaded?

[Tarlam!]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.

You telling me you aint bin there??

That's kind of a loaded question. Get it, loaded?

Actually, it was an unloaded question...

But you must know what I mean! Especially if you wanna make a baby, Every drop might contain the one. The ONE. Having it just go into tissues seems such a waste.

If I had to create Woman anew, that would be priority #1. Then, that monthly cycle thingy would be less problematic, if I could choose..

[Kiwon]

I'm sure the North American Packer Rats will enjoy reading this subject matter first thing in the morning when they wake up.

Anyone having yogurt for breakfast?

[Tarlam!]

I'm sure the North American Packer Rats will enjoy reading this subject matter first thing in the morning when they wake up.

Anyone having yogurt for breakfast?

I tried my best to make it RR compatible! I certainly hope I succeeded!

[MJZiggy]

Make it illegal for them to wear shoes

This of ALL THE MONEY we'd save

B, we've been through this before: no shoes = no heels (stilettos included)

[MadtownPacker]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

Problem solved...

[Deputy Nutz]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.

You telling me you aint bin there??

That's kind of a loaded question. Get it, loaded?

Actually, it was an unloaded question...

But you must know what I mean! Especially if you wanna make a baby, Every drop might contain the one. The ONE. Having it just go into tissues seems such a waste.

If I had to create Woman anew, that would be priority #1. Then, that monthly cycle thingy would be less problematic, if I could choose..

I really didn't realize this was a problem, maybe you just ain't getting deep enough.

[Zool]

OK, this "improvement" is for over legal age posters only.

Y'know how after the wonderful act of making love there is a mad ruch for the kleenex box? Well, I would design women so they didn't leak....

TMI - Too Much Information, Tarlam.

You telling me you aint bin there??

That's kind of a loaded question. Get it, loaded?

Actually, it was an unloaded question...

But you must know what I mean! Especially if you wanna make a baby, Every drop might contain the one. The ONE. Having it just go into tissues seems such a waste.

If I had to create Woman anew, that would be priority #1. Then, that monthly cycle thingy would be less problematic, if I could choose..

I really didn't realize this was a problem, maybe you just ain't getting deep enough.

Thats what I was thinking.

[Scott Campbell]

I'm sure the North American Packer Rats will enjoy reading this subject matter first thing in the morning when they wake up.

Anyone having yogurt for breakfast?

I tried my best to make it RR compatible! I certainly hope I succeeded!

We can't take you anywhere.

[oregonpackfan]

I'm sure the North American Packer Rats will enjoy reading this subject matter first thing in the morning when they wake up.

Anyone having yogurt for breakfast?

Yogurt does help get prevent and get rid of those damn yeast infections that some women seem to get "down there."

[SkinBasket]

Women should be able to change their breast size and shape to fit their particular needs of the moment. Wanna impress that hot guy? Pump 'em up! Want to go for a nice jog? Go prepubescent on yourself!

Okay, that's more like magic than DNA, but I'm no scientist. Then again, I'm not a magician either, but adjustable boobs are more important than leaks in my book. The only downside would be the "need" for women to buy an exponentially greater number of bras.

[Tarlam!]

I really didn't realize this was a problem, maybe you just ain't getting deep enough.

Thats what I was thinking.

Oh very funny, gents.

[MJZiggy]

Forget it. I'm going back to work...