How To Deal With an Assbag Roomate

[Tarlam!]

Lok, Partial. Mad is your best option. He comes at a value packaged price. You may need to deal with one or two nights of Mexican hooha while he and his cousins celebrate, but the word will spread that you have friends in Cali.

Fuck it, it's well worth the risk and it will cost you less than moving.

I dont man, this roomie has weed and hoes? I might lean toward kicking Partial the fuck out instead.

That is your problem. You might wanna éducate Partial. But you made him your Homie back in October. Latest. You're gonna need to look out for him.

[Scott Campbell]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

[Freak Out]

WTF are you doing in bed alone when they are partying with ho's for fucks sake?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

And, so it begins..the education of partial.

Guess that cheap livin arrangement has some drawbacks. Hmm, who woulda thunk it.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

[Partial]

option 4. STFU and deal like 95% of the populace has had to do

you sound like a bitch complaining about your roomates on the internet.
If you feel so wronged, put this occurance in your memory bank and remember it for later when you can give them payback. With roomates, what goes around comes around. You'll have your chances to get even.

No one is complaining, its asking for advice on how to handle the situation.

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

[Partial]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

You wouldn't be running these hoes. Believe me, these were some nasty chicks.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

You wouldn't be running these hoes. Believe me, these were some nasty chicks.

Right...cause hoes are known for being good lookin.

[Partial]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

You wouldn't be running these hoes. Believe me, these were some nasty chicks.

Right...cause hoes are known for being good lookin.

Weakest. Comeback. Ever.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

You wouldn't be running these hoes. Believe me, these were some nasty chicks.

Right...cause hoes are known for being good lookin.

Weakest. Comeback. Ever.

Not a comeback...have you seen some good lookin hoes on the street? I haven't.

[MJZiggy]

Well, there was Julia Roberts...

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Well, there was Julia Roberts...

Don't forget Laura San Giacomo and Jamie Curtis.

All i know is i've never seen a good looking street walker...but, then again never been to the point in NYC.

Ty use to get regularly accosted by a 300 pounder up by the capital when he lived by the cardinal bar. Because ty wouldn't take her up on her offer she accused ty of being gay.

Ty was a gentlemen and accepted her conclusion rather than clue her in.

[Scott Campbell]

But you made him your Homie back in October.

Good point. I believe the current slang is "Bro's before Ho's". You could check with pop culture expert Tyrone just to be sure.

Ty would be running those hos...not putting them before his bros.

Then, ty could afford a nice box..in north scottsdale instead of old town. Sigh.

If Ty was really motivated, he could move to Paradise Valley.

[Scott Campbell]

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Does this mean no naked sleepwalking in the kitchen?

[MJZiggy]

For what its worth, I told assbag 1 of 2 that I was irritated by that because I had to get up, and we worked it out. Both of said assbags are actually really good guys and about as good of roommates as I could have asked for.

Does this mean no naked sleepwalking in the kitchen?

I think that's better for everyone...