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[Anti-Polar Bear]

Don't give up so easy. I suggest you go to her cube or office every hour or so, and ask her out again until she says yes. Women really like it when you follow them home too. Makes them feel safe.

Haha, yeah right. My freshman year in college, i followed a chick I liked after class back to her room a few times since i was curious where she lives, and i wanted to ask her out; she almost filed a stalking charge against me. Luckly, she allowed me to explain everything. We became friends but thats all. I never get to do her.

[Fosco33]

Don't give up so easy. I suggest you go to her cube or office every hour or so, and ask her out again until she says yes. Women really like it when you follow them home too. Makes them feel safe.

Haha, yeah right. My freshman year in college, i followed a chick I liked after class back to her room a few times since i was curious where she lives, and i wanted to ask her out; she almost filed a stalking charge against me. Luckly, she allowed me to explain everything. We became friends but thats all. I never get to do her.

Advice from Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, kinda....

Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating enough, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested? I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

[BallHawk]

Tank, maybe she was put off by all the Mike Sherman posters in your cubicle?

Anyway, don't stalk her, but don't ignore her. Maybe you should play the "I've just happen to have an extra ticket to a Coldplay concert" card. Does she like coldplay?

[CaptainKickass]

Does anybody like Coldplay?

Sounds like he already got some "Cold Play" from the chick he was allegedly stalking.

[Deputy Nutz]

Thats a good point Tank. Ask her to a concert or an art showing, you know as friends. It doesn't have to be spectacular, even to see a band in a downtown bar. Either way pay for the tickets or the cover charge. That way she owes you. Be careful how you collect, refuse any kind of cash payment, this has to be subtle, just say, "Hey, just let me know when there is a band that you want to see, and you have nobody else to go with."

You can't be pushy, but the point is to get as many moments alone with her, lets just call these opportunities "dates" even thought they are the last things you want to call them infront of this girl. She won't like it.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Thats a good point Tank. Ask her to a concert or an art showing, you know as friends. It doesn't have to be spectacular, even to see a band in a downtown bar. Either way pay for the tickets or the cover charge. That way she owes you. Be careful how you collect, refuse any kind of cash payment, this has to be subtle, just say, "Hey, just let me know when there is a band that you want to see, and you have nobody else to go with."

You can't be pushy, but the point is to get as many moments alone with her, lets just call these opportunities "dates" even thought they are the last things you want to call them infront of this girl. She won't like it.

Nutz, have you ever thought of writting an datting book now that you've retired and became a volvo driving soccer dad? You are very wise.

[Partial]

i'd buy it

[Anti-Polar Bear]

i'd buy it

So will I.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Anyway, don't stalk her, but don't ignore her. Maybe you should play the "I've just happen to have an extra ticket to a Coldplay concert" card. Does she like coldplay?

I will ask her tomerrow. Though I dont think Coldplay is touring in the US right now. I will check the Internet now to see if they are.

[Little Whiskey]

APB,

You are never going to get that girl unless you develop some numbchuck skills, some bowhunting skills and some computer hacking skills.

Vote for Pedro!

mr. Ayn Rand aka Greenday (are you really married to Ayn Rand?),

i am not familar with your metaphors? If you have thime, please explain to me what numbchuck, bowhunting, computer hacking and predro have to do with my chances of getting the girl.

Thanks.

i can't answer the numbchuck, or comp. hacking metaphor, and bowhunting isn't a metaphor. chicks like dudes who cant take care of them and the "family". the whole hunter/gatherer thing. show her you are the hunter, the alpha male, not some sissy who gathers berrys! take her to the archery range and show her you can take the beast at 75 yards with a long bow. let her see the gun rack and she ask to see your "gun" alpha male tank. rember you must be the alpha male

[the_idle_threat]

... or ask if she wants to come over and watch "Deliverance."

[BallHawk]

Maybe you should take her to a place where a lot of the people are real spastic and ugly. Then she'll realize how good you are. Maybe the Smithsonian?

[MJZiggy]

Tank, why not try taking her to one of the multitude of free things going on in DC. That place is always crawling with stuff to do. Tell her you'd like to go to the Renwick to see the Grant Wood exhibit featuring American Gothic, but would feel weird going to see it alone. Last time I was in DC, we went there and the level of detail in his work is really cool. Now you can say that you've heard it was really good and you thought she might like it. Then take her as a friend and come up with the next free simple thing to do in DC. If nothing else, at least you get to see a famous painting.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Tank, why not try taking her to one of the multitude of free things going on in DC. That place is always crawling with stuff to do. Tell her you'd like to go to the Renwick to see the Grant Wood exhibit featuring American Gothic, but would feel weird going to see it alone. Last time I was in DC, we went there and the level of detail in his work is really cool. Now you can say that you've heard it was really good and you thought she might like it. Then take her as a friend and come up with the next free simple thing to do in DC. If nothing else, at least you get to see a famous painting.

I rarely go out much in DC; so never been to some of the place you are talking about. I would rather stay at home and smoke weed with the roommates. DC is an ant farm, very class conscious. If you're at the top or near the top, life is good. At the bottom, I am not sure exactly but from what I've witnessed of homelessness and based on my feelings, it seems depressing. DC, like most large cities, is composed of poverty, crime, hate, class division, politikcans, economic inequality, high cost of living, and bad traffic.

I've been to a few Wizard games, and a couple of Redskins games (one against the Pack), Pentagon City (just the mall for necessary shopping), downtown bars, clubs, the FBI building, ESPZone, and stuff like that. Most of the time, though, I just hang out around campus.

As a liberal, I long for a utopia. Mary Jane helps me escape the injustice of the world, and allows me to live pleasurably in the realm of a very utopia.

[Little Whiskey]

Mary Jane helps me escape the injustice of the world, and allows me to live pleasurably in the realm of a very utopia.

and screws you up so you don't go out and meet people, more specifically chicks. put down the weed and go outside!! Live in the real world, not a utopian fantasy!! one day your utopian life of college will run out. you better be prepared