My Offical Blogg

[Anti-Polar Bear]

6-16-06 sy 11:17 AM ET

Dear Blogg,

The boss gave me more entries before she go on her 4 day vaction. She is not here today but her assistants have eyes on me, so I can not goof off much. But I dont have to pretend I am working so hard, although I do work very hard some times. It helps me stop thanking of the girl i liked. about 40 minutes before lunch time. I will see if i can engage in a conversation with the girl i liked at lunch.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Mary Jane helps me escape the injustice of the world, and allows me to live pleasurably in the realm of a very utopia.

and screws you up so you don't go out and meet people, more specifically chicks. put down the weed and go outside!! Live in the real world, not a utopian fantasy!! one day your utopian life of college will run out. you better be prepared

Well, thats probably why i am doing this internship. But mostly, I am afraid i will run out of money to buy weed. So I go to college and I work an internship and I hope for a well paying office job in the future.

Without weed, the world is a cruel place.

[jack's smirking revenge]

Without weed, the world is a cruel place.

I wholeheartedly agree with you on this....

tyler

[MadtownPacker]

Dammit Tank, dont listen to any of these guys. Especially a heehaw lover like Whiskey. Im betting she luvs the sticky greens and thinks you are some uptight conservative who would never get loaded. She thinks a date with you is going to be doing what all these guys are telling you to do. SO what if she dont like it. You aint gonna be working at this job forever.

Bottomline:
If she doesnt like dank then she aint the girl for Tank.

[Mazzin]

Tank do as they say, just tell her you are new to the area, and you don't have many friends....hell see if she wants to smoke a bowl or two with you Haha nevermind that part but just ask her if she could show you around town or what not, and pretend that you don't know your way around.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Tank do as they say, just tell her you are new to the area, and you don't have many friends....hell see if she wants to smoke a bowl or two with you Haha nevermind that part but just ask her if she could show you around town or what not, and pretend that you don't know your way around.

Hi Mazzin, are you in texas with the horse riding competition?

Well, I could probably pretend I dont know DC, but in truth i am very familar with the city. I've been here for 2 years. Well, pretending works in the move wedding crusher, so i will give it a try sometimes.
Please dont think of me as a lonly guy. I have plenty of friends, boys and girl alike. My roomates are all saying i need to get a life. All i do when i am not working is smoke weed, play madden and talk in here.

They doesnt realize that i long for a utopia, very much.

[jack's smirking revenge]

Tank do as they say, just tell her you are new to the area, and you don't have many friends....hell see if she wants to smoke a bowl or two with you Haha nevermind that part but just ask her if she could show you around town or what not, and pretend that you don't know your way around.

Hi Mazzin, are you in texas with the horse riding competition?

Well, I could probably pretend I dont know DC, but in truth i am very familar with the city. I've been here for 2 years. Well, pretending works in the move wedding crusher, so i will give it a try sometimes.
Please dont think of me as a lonly guy. I have plenty of friends, boys and girl alike. My roomates are all saying i need to get a life. All i do when i am not working is smoke weed, play madden and talk in here.

They doesnt realize that i long for a utopia, very much.

That sounds like my life early last year--weed, video games, football chatter and metal concerts. Now my life is completely different--far more stressful and complicated. Coming from someone who wishes that utopia could be the best of both worlds, I'd suggest that you enjoy your selfish time. It probably won't always be that way and, at some point, you're going to long to get it back. That time will come sooner than you think. Chill and enjoy. Do what makes you happy because life is too short.

tyler

[Fosco33]

Tank do as they say, just tell her you are new to the area, and you don't have many friends....hell see if she wants to smoke a bowl or two with you Haha nevermind that part but just ask her if she could show you around town or what not, and pretend that you don't know your way around.

Hi Mazzin, are you in texas with the horse riding competition?

Well, I could probably pretend I dont know DC, but in truth i am very familar with the city. I've been here for 2 years. Well, pretending works in the move wedding crusher, so i will give it a try sometimes.
Please dont think of me as a lonly guy. I have plenty of friends, boys and girl alike. My roomates are all saying i need to get a life. All i do when i am not working is smoke weed, play madden and talk in here.

They doesnt realize that i long for a utopia, very much.

That sounds like my life early last year--weed, video games, football chatter and metal concerts. Now my life is completely different--far more stressful and complicated. Coming from someone who wishes that utopia could be the best of both worlds, I'd suggest that you enjoy your selfish time. It probably won't always be that way and, at some point, you're going to long to get it back. That time will come sooner than you think. Chill and enjoy. Do what makes you happy because life is too short.

tyler

Damn right! In college, we got into the habit of smoking and chilling - got old after awhile. Then, we figured we could actually do shit while high. There's nothing like walking up State Street completely baked or playing bball at the Serf. Now bowling, golf, tennis, frisbee, movies, beaches, etc are ALL better when stoned. Don't let ultra social conservatives strain on your game - do what you want. I find people in this mindset are often less agitated, stressed out which in turn leads to better work performance and utlimately (and surprisingly) a healthier/longer life! (stepping off the stepstool )

[Anti-Polar Bear]

Jack and Fasco, thanks very much for the advice. I will try my best to maximize happiness.

[Little Whiskey]

rule number 1. never listen to mexicans!!

[Anti-Polar Bear]

rule number 1. never listen to mexicans!!

Mexican and Rednecks, aren't you all the same? Hang outside all days, ride horses, listens to country music, drunk whisky, wear tight jeans and funny hats and bottomed up shirts with a string substituting for the tie.

I bet if a mexican walks into a western bar, nobody would left an eye.

[Anti-Polar Bear]

6-16-06 at 2:23 PM ET

Dear Blogg,

I did not talk to the girl i liked at lunch because she wasnt there. Must have gone out to lunch with her superiors. I checked her cube a few minutes ago and she is there. She just smiled at me as I walked by. There are million things I want to say to her, but i can only manage to say hi. I would like to be funny around her but i dont want her to think i am wired. I will try to be cool next time I see her.

Right now I am just finishing up the entries. Hopefully when the boss return she will give me an interesting project relateding to economics. i like economics and sometimrd accounting. I am a accouting minor.

[Partial]

Certainly not an english minor

[jack's smirking revenge]

Certainly not an english minor

Let's give him a little leeway. He is secretly working on his blog in his extra minutes while he's not doing data entry.

Plus, he's an econ guy....

tyler

[Fosco33]

6-16-06 at 2:23 PM ET

Dear Blogg,

I did not talk to the girl i liked at lunch because she wasnt there. Must have gone out to lunch with her superiors. I checked her cube a few minutes ago and she is there. She just smiled at me as I walked by. There are million things I want to say to her, but i can only manage to say hi. I would like to be funny around her but i dont want her to think i am wired. I will try to be cool next time I see her.

Right now I am just finishing up the entries. Hopefully when the boss return she will give me an interesting project relateding to economics. i like economics and sometimrd accounting. I am a accouting minor.

If she does the same thing you do, try asking her for help - girls like feeling smart and important (esp w/ your boss gone). That - or go bitch about the work and see if she knows much about actg/econ - girls like guys who are motivated.