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[Murphy37]

Girls that are now in college grew up with Brittany Spears as their role model, along with all those other slutts dancing around, My estimated guess is that they put out a lot faster then the lovely prudes that we dated back in the day.

Well, I grew up with Madonna, and 2 live Crew. So I don't buy that argument.

[Deputy Nutz]

Girls that are now in college grew up with Brittany Spears as their role model, along with all those other slutts dancing around, My estimated guess is that they put out a lot faster then the lovely prudes that we dated back in the day.

Well, I grew up with Madonna, and 2 live Crew. So I don't buy that argument.

Oh Madonna was the start of it, but she was the only one at the time to express her sex. Tell me how many girls you hung out with that owned a 2 Live Crew album? Go into a college bar, and you will see a different world, just by what these young ladies are wearing compared to what they were wearing in the late 90s. There is a big difference.

[Deputy Nutz]

Left hand or right hand?

Doggy Style or the Jack Hammer?

Is it okay to use sex toys when you are spending the night with Rosie?

Well ask the girl what she likes, communication is very important in a relationship and it shouldn't be ignored during sex, trust me it can make for a more interesting night.

I guess if you want to use a sex doll during sex, I guess it gives you good practice, makes it more realistic.

[RashanGary]

Dear Nutz,

Is it ok to get a drunken BJ from my hot 2nd cousin at the family reunion?

[Bossman641]

Girls that are now in college grew up with Brittany Spears as their role model, along with all those other slutts dancing around, My estimated guess is that they put out a lot faster then the lovely prudes that we dated back in the day.

Well, I grew up with Madonna, and 2 live Crew. So I don't buy that argument.

Oh Madonna was the start of it, but she was the only one at the time to express her sex. Tell me how many girls you hung out with that owned a 2 Live Crew album? Go into a college bar, and you will see a different world, just by what these young ladies are wearing compared to what they were wearing in the late 90s. There is a big difference.

As a college student, let me assure that girls are sluttier than ever. Always nteresting to see the hookups that occur around last call. Just have to be careful out there.

[Bossman641]

OK Nutz, let's say you're at a bar dancing with a nice young lady when all of a sudden her not-so-nice, ugly as hell friend comes up and tries to take her away. And let's say that none of your friends are willing to talk with tihs ass ugly girl while you try to finish the deal. What do you do?

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz,

Is it ok to get a drunken BJ from my hot 2nd cousin at the family reunion?

I am going to give ya a big no on that one, even though it is a bit tempting. Hopefully your second cousin has a friend, and any friend no matter what she looks like will do at that point, you don't want to wake up with your second cousin's head burried in your crotch.

[Deputy Nutz]

OK Nutz, let's say you're at a bar dancing with a nice young lady when all of a sudden her not-so-nice, ugly as hell friend comes up and tries to take her away. And let's say that none of your friends are willing to talk with tihs ass ugly girl while you try to finish the deal. What do you do?

You have to be super nice to her ugly ass friend. She is for sure a road block to your success, but now she is your challenge, you have your meal payed for, you put in the work on that delicious beauty that you were dancing with, now you just have to clear the place setting. Buy the friend a drink at the bar, if they want to leave because she is hungry, invite them over for pizza or whatever, play up to the friends needs. Maybe ask them back to your house because you have some bomb ass weed, or convince the ugly girl that you have a roommate that had to stay in and study. Whatever you do don't treat the friend like shit, the hottie your with knows her friend is a dog, but she wants her treated with a little respect. This respect will go a long way considering if your hookup last a bit longer. You don't want to have a pissed off nagging friend to deal with during your relationship with this lady.

[Fosco33]

Is there point to marrying someone if they both don't want children? How do you convince a friend, politely, to dump a chick non of guys like?

[Tarlam!]

Dear Nutz, I love your column and hope you can help me!

I am a no-hoper-bum-Aussie-Pack addict, married to a quaint Austrian girl. She says I should get a job, forget the Pack and sober up. Well, I got a job....But she wants the Grand Slam.

I'm not sure how I should gauge the sacrifice versus the reward. Do you have a nice scale that I could use as a measurement?

[HarveyWallbangers]

Never sacrifice the Pack!

[Deputy Nutz]

Is there point to marrying someone if they both don't want children? How do you convince a friend, politely, to dump a chick non of guys like?

Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.

If you ask a guy to dump his chick then he most likely will think that you are an asshole. In every group of guys at least on of the bastards hooks up with a girl that is a royal bitch. What can you do? Well I wouldn't say shit to him about your feelings, as long as you want to keep him as your friend. Here is what you can do, call him up and tell him about your wild weekend on how you met this totally hot ice dancer and got to hang out with all of her skating girl friends, and that you tried to call him but he wasn't home, or that you didn't call him because you didn't want to screw anything up with his relationship. Really lay it on thick, do this for about 8 weekends in a row, come up with incredible erotic stories that may or may not have happened. Hopefully he realizes how great it would be to be single again and hanging out with the guys.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Nutz, I love your column and hope you can help me!

I am a no-hoper-bum-Aussie-Pack addict, married to a quaint Austrian girl. She says I should get a job, forget the Pack and sober up. Well, I got a job....But she wants the Grand Slam.

I'm not sure how I should gauge the sacrifice versus the reward. Do you have a nice scale that I could use as a measurement?

Sacrifice verses reward? Tell her that you already married her and isn't that enough of a sacrifice.

Austrians are hard working people, I think you fucked yourself.

Give up the drink, no reason to get sloshed in front of the family, and if your not then how does she know your drinking? If your going out to the bar after work and spending time away from the family, then do your drinking at home instead. Maybe she will realize that it is better for you to do your drinking some where else.

My only other advice to you since this is a dating column and not a marriage advice column is for your to give a little to get a little. Do some kind of bullshit around the house, take the kids to a park for the day, do some shoping with the wife. Then she might relax with your habits.

[Fosco33]

Is there point to marrying someone if they both don't want children? How do you convince a friend, politely, to dump a chick non of guys like?

Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.

I disagree - you're saying you can't have a long lasting, loving, trust filled relationship w/o signing a piece of paper or buying a piece of metal. 50% of marriages end in divorce - most unhappily. Some people need that - not me.

Regarding my buddy, I wish I could make up those stories but I've been with my lady friend for 3.5 years. He knows how everyone feels about this chick b/c he's dumped her before (at which time the gloves came off). Now, he's moved and basically with her 24 hrs. She's a manipulative, unhappy person and he's confused. Unfortunately, I think he's getting ready to ruin his life this fall.

[Deputy Nutz]

Is there point to marrying someone if they both don't want children? How do you convince a friend, politely, to dump a chick non of guys like?

Marriage isn't about kids. If you love someone and you both want a trustworthy loving union then why not get married.

I disagree - you're saying you can't have a long lasting, loving, trust filled relationship w/o signing a piece of paper or buying a piece of metal. 50% of marriages end in divorce - most unhappily. Some people need that - not me.

Regarding my buddy, I wish I could make up those stories but I've been with my lady friend for 3.5 years. He knows how everyone feels about this chick b/c he's dumped her before (at which time the gloves came off). Now, he's moved and basically with her 24 hrs. She's a manipulative, unhappy person and he's confused. Unfortunately, I think he's getting ready to ruin his life this fall.

Why not give me all the details right away? I mean christ you ask me a generic question you get a generic response.

Your friend is a lost cause, you might as well have a funeral for him.
If you don't want to get married don't, it is that simple. It is a lot easier to fuck someone over when your not married to them.