The Variety Hour

[SkinBasket]

What kind of rinky dink thread is this?

It's the kind of thread the romper room is here for you fucking queerbot. I just ripped of Walmart today and don't even feel bad about it because they once sold me a fan missing a remote control I never would have used.

Nutz did try to start a fight with a 70 year old self described Packer fan at a fancy bar last night. He was getting fidgety. I never would have thought a 30 year old telling a 70 year old he needs to "shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down" would be that good for the soul. Even the guy's wife seemed to like that. I think she was getting a little wet watching Nutz abusing her old crippled mate.

[Deputy Nutz]

He wasn't 70.

[Zool]

Nutz is joining the geriatric MMA?

[Deputy Nutz]

The basket took me to a really nice bar, I told him I wasn't paying, he said thats alright, I bought the smokes. The bartender bought us a drink.

Skinbasket told the drunken man that his name was Gandolph. I thought that was rude, but I didn't pipe up.

[mraynrand]

The bartender bought us a drink.

Without heavily tipping first?

[Deputy Nutz]

The bartender bought us a drink.

Without heavily tipping first?

I think it was "an ounce of prevention....."

I don't know what skin tipped him, but he had received no tip prior to the free shot of booze.

[Cheesehead Craig]

I don't think I ever saw a pic of the finished bathroom. Care to put one up?

[SkinBasket]

I don't think I ever saw a pic of the finished bathroom. Care to put one up?

You'll get a picture when I clean. I clean about once a year, so keep a lookout about 4 months from now.

To clarify a couple of points:

The man may not have been 70, but he was old. Lumpy nose old. Two knee replacements old.

I did not tell him my name was Gandolf. I told him it was Dumbledore.

[Zool]

I did not tell him my name was Gandolf. I told him it was Dumbledore.

Yeah Gandolf would have sounded nerdy.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Harlan has lost all his wonderful charm.

I had charm? Wonderful charm? I never knew you cared.

[MJZiggy]

Ahhhhhhhh normalcy!

[HowardRoark]

Ahhhhhhhh normalcy!

Celebrate diversity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MJZiggy]

Great!! Let's diversify the Romper Room to be something other than this godforsaken election. I don't even have to click sheep's links to know they are just something or other disparaging Obama, Tex will call someone anti-American and Ty will try to distract people into thinking he wins every argument. I wanna play.

[hoosier]

I wanna play.

[SkinBasket]

Great!! Let's diversify the Romper Room to be something other than this godforsaken election. I don't even have to click sheep's links to know they are just something or other disparaging Obama, Tex will call someone anti-American and Ty will try to distract people into thinking he wins every argument. I wanna play.

You omit yourself from this list? I wouldn't even have the gall to do that.