The Variety Hour

[MJZiggy]

Did you have your gall out or something?

[Scott Campbell]

Even the guy's wife seemed to like that. I think she was getting a little wet watching Nutz abusing her old crippled mate.

That might explain why I still get Xmas cards from Woody's wife.

[HowardRoark]

Even the guy's wife seemed to like that. I think she was getting a little wet watching Nutz abusing her old crippled mate.

That might explain why I still get Xmas cards from Woody's wife.

.....and Ty's ex........

[Little Whiskey]

The bartender bought us a drink.

Without heavily tipping first?

I think it was "an ounce of prevention....."

I don't know what skin tipped him, but he had received no tip prior to the free shot of booze.

did you grab his ass after the free shot. thinking he was trying to come on to you guys?

[Scott Campbell]

I doubt anybody fails to recognize me--for better or worse.

I keep getting you mixed up with James Carville.

[Freak Out]

I doubt anybody fails to recognize me--for better or worse.

I keep getting you mixed up with James Carville.

Isn't he really the Anti polar bear guy?

[Deputy Nutz]

The bartender bought us a drink.

Without heavily tipping first?

I think it was "an ounce of prevention....."

I don't know what skin tipped him, but he had received no tip prior to the free shot of booze.

did you grab his ass after the free shot. thinking he was trying to come on to you guys?

I was thinking man this dude really wants to fuck me. I mean I know I am not that good looking but I carry a hell of a demeanor, woman fear me and men want my pole, what am I supposed to do? Only one former Sears employee can help me with my situation.

[mraynrand]

Only one former Sears employee can help me with my situation.

Harlan?

[Deputy Nutz]

Lets take a break from talking about this old drunk guy for minute, I have to predict if it is going to rain tommorow.



Anyways, my father and mother who are both party line republicans for better or for worse, I mean my mother still can't admit that Bush was for all purposes a failure as a second term President. Anyways my father who has an actual sense of humor taught my 2 year old son to say, "Vote for McCain."

I support it, anyways he also bought him a shirt that says, "Little Republican" on it. well we went to the mall yesterday and son was wearing the shirt, and we were at a table eating lunch in the food court there also happened to be one of those weird clothing stores, a trendy skate shop type place for kids that can't actually function a skateboard. Well they have all these shirts with Obama on it. So son was running around and happened to stand in front of this store and this fucking lady had the gaul to tell my two year old son that, "his parents should be ashamed to have him wear that shirt."

Well I went god damn ape shit in the middle of the fucking mall, I told that fat bitch that she should be ashamed to "waddle her fat ass out in public", and to "go suck on the black dick of poverty"

I was ready to slap the bitch and not in a Partial way either, I was actually pissed off enough to choke that salty bitch. I also called her an anti feminist and a woman hater.

Funny thing was that she had a teenage son with her, who wasn't in school by the way, who was too much of a chicken shit to even try and defend his mom's honor, I mean no matter how big of a whore my mother was I would at least feel the need to protect her and not stand against the wall with my eyes bugging out of my head wondering if this lunatic that my mom just royally offended is going snap her head off.

If I wore the shirt, and someone said something to me, I am sure I would have a comment for them, but if you don't have anything nice to say to my kids and you speak to them anyways be prepared to get a tongue lashing that would make Jenna Jamison cum.

Good day.

[Zool]

Agree with others politics or not, you never say something that fucking ignorant to a child. Should have looked at her son and said his mom should be ashamed of herself for eating her body weight in Oreos on a daily basis.

[Partial]

The bartender bought us a drink.

Without heavily tipping first?

I think it was "an ounce of prevention....."

I don't know what skin tipped him, but he had received no tip prior to the free shot of booze.

did you grab his ass after the free shot. thinking he was trying to come on to you guys?

I was thinking man this dude really wants to fuck me. I mean I know I am not that good looking but I carry a hell of a demeanor, woman fear me and men want my pole, what am I supposed to do? Only one former Sears employee can help me with my situation.

[Partial]

Lets take a break from talking about this old drunk guy for minute, I have to predict if it is going to rain tommorow.



Anyways, my father and mother who are both party line republicans for better or for worse, I mean my mother still can't admit that Bush was for all purposes a failure as a second term President. Anyways my father who has an actual sense of humor taught my 2 year old son to say, "Vote for McCain."

I support it, anyways he also bought him a shirt that says, "Little Republican" on it. well we went to the mall yesterday and son was wearing the shirt, and we were at a table eating lunch in the food court there also happened to be one of those weird clothing stores, a trendy skate shop type place for kids that can't actually function a skateboard. Well they have all these shirts with Obama on it. So son was running around and happened to stand in front of this store and this fucking lady had the gaul to tell my two year old son that, "his parents should be ashamed to have him wear that shirt."

Well I went god damn ape shit in the middle of the fucking mall, I told that fat bitch that she should be ashamed to "waddle her fat ass out in public", and to "go suck on the black dick of poverty"

I was ready to slap the bitch and not in a Partial way either, I was actually pissed off enough to choke that salty bitch. I also called her an anti feminist and a woman hater.

Funny thing was that she had a teenage son with her, who wasn't in school by the way, who was too much of a chicken shit to even try and defend his mom's honor, I mean no matter how big of a whore my mother was I would at least feel the need to protect her and not stand against the wall with my eyes bugging out of my head wondering if this lunatic that my mom just royally offended is going snap her head off.

If I wore the shirt, and someone said something to me, I am sure I would have a comment for them, but if you don't have anything nice to say to my kids and you speak to them anyways be prepared to get a tongue lashing that would make Jenna Jamison cum.

Good day.

So, what you're saying is you went off inappropriately in front of your child? Two wrongs don't make a right. But that bitch did have it coming.

[SkinBasket]

So, what you're saying is you went off inappropriately in front of your child? Two wrongs don't make a right. But that bitch did have it coming.

Fuck you cum biscuit. That's the kind of shit a kid remembers and respects his parents for. My dad almost bent a teacher in half once because that mustachioed child molester accused me of cheating and shamed me in front of the entire class in the 4th grade. It's one of the only things I ever respected him for and it also taught me that a lot of teachers are nothing but dumpster diving cum buckets who people trust with their kids mainly because they don't have any other choice.

There's nothing inappropriate about telling someone to fuck themselves and die as long as the situation calls for it. In fact, it may have been the most appropriate thing to do.

[Harlan Huckleby]

how were you cheating? its safe to speak to openly now.

[Deputy Nutz]

Lets take a break from talking about this old drunk guy for minute, I have to predict if it is going to rain tommorow.



Anyways, my father and mother who are both party line republicans for better or for worse, I mean my mother still can't admit that Bush was for all purposes a failure as a second term President. Anyways my father who has an actual sense of humor taught my 2 year old son to say, "Vote for McCain."

I support it, anyways he also bought him a shirt that says, "Little Republican" on it. well we went to the mall yesterday and son was wearing the shirt, and we were at a table eating lunch in the food court there also happened to be one of those weird clothing stores, a trendy skate shop type place for kids that can't actually function a skateboard. Well they have all these shirts with Obama on it. So son was running around and happened to stand in front of this store and this fucking lady had the gaul to tell my two year old son that, "his parents should be ashamed to have him wear that shirt."

Well I went god damn ape shit in the middle of the fucking mall, I told that fat bitch that she should be ashamed to "waddle her fat ass out in public", and to "go suck on the black dick of poverty"

I was ready to slap the bitch and not in a Partial way either, I was actually pissed off enough to choke that salty bitch. I also called her an anti feminist and a woman hater.

Funny thing was that she had a teenage son with her, who wasn't in school by the way, who was too much of a chicken shit to even try and defend his mom's honor, I mean no matter how big of a whore my mother was I would at least feel the need to protect her and not stand against the wall with my eyes bugging out of my head wondering if this lunatic that my mom just royally offended is going snap her head off.

If I wore the shirt, and someone said something to me, I am sure I would have a comment for them, but if you don't have anything nice to say to my kids and you speak to them anyways be prepared to get a tongue lashing that would make Jenna Jamison cum.

Good day.

So, what you're saying is you went off inappropriately in front of your child? Two wrongs don't make a right. But that bitch did have it coming.

Well society might feel it was inappropriate, I don't always play by the rules of society. I tell you what I think that lady with think a second time before eating, I mean speaking again.

This isn't the first time in my life where I have done this, once when I was ten years old or so, I was at a minature golf/batting cages and I was running to get to the car so I wouldn't hold up my friends father and I tripped and fell. It hurt but I got up and this woman goes, "ya kid, you walk much?"

My response was, "Hey lady eat much?" Her husband starting laughing and she was really pissed and stormed off into the parking lot.