The Variety Hour

[Freak Out]

Just got the new AC/DC CD, out of a scale from 1-10 I give it a seven the first time through.

Angus still have that classic SG sound going? I loved the sound of the Bon Scott days.

[Deputy Nutz]

So the nutbag found himself looking into the toilet this morning. A bit of advice make sure you flush the toilet before you start puking in it. I got piss water splashed all over my face.

The Skinbasket got carried away last night. He bought very expensive drinks, and then when we were asked to leave the bar he got all stoked and took me to a strip club.

We were let down. Strippers at Silk are snotty and can't even have a good time taking off their clothes. 75% of them, bitches.

Anyways I owe the basket

[SkinBasket]

I took a shower when I got home and still smell a little stripper in my hair. I wish I would have puked before I went to bed. I've felt like ABC gum left in an ashtray for a week all day. Jiu Jitsu is going to be fun tonight.

The strippers smiled at me. I think they liked me.

[Freak Out]

I took a shower when I got home and still smell a little stripper in my hair. I wish I would have puked before I went to bed. I've felt like ABC gum left in an ashtray for a week all day. Jiu Jitsu is going to be fun tonight.

The strippers smiled at me. I think they liked me.

Remember the angry dike stripper in the John Waters movie Pecker? When I buy a table dance for friends that's the kind of lady I'm looking for....If I can't find that I go for bullet wounds and caesarean scars.

[Partial]

Responsible parenting at its best eh?

[Deputy Nutz]

Responsible parenting at its best eh?

Why, did you see my kids there? Or are you just trying really damn hard to be funny?

[Partial]

the latter.. you know me deputy.

[Iron Mike]

Remember the angry dike stripper in the John Waters movie Pecker?

ummmm.........nope.

But I DO remember the non-stop Christina Ricci nipple stands in Pumpkin.

[SkinBasket]

http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-indian-music-video.html

Nutz, you better study the fuck up on these moves. I'm busting this routine out next time a stripper smiles at me and I don't want you feeling inadequate. Get to work on the beard too.

[SkinBasket]

Well, we're fucked, Nutz. Our bouge-wa lifestyle is coming to an end. All those nights burning money and laughing at crying bums are but a memory.

[Deputy Nutz]

what did you do?

I decided at the last minute to jumb on the Obama wagon, and he made me Spainish Roofing Tile Installer under his new form of government.