Vote Now! Who is our most bitter conservative?

[swede]

I console myself by picking at the wound.

How many times does Barry shag M in the oval office in the first 100 days?

Does William Ayers get to sleep in the Lincoln bedroom?

Does Rashid Khalidi get to listen in on the other line and make animal noises when Barry calls the Israeli PM?

[MJZiggy]

I'm assuming I got votes because I'm the first one on the list? What the fuck do I have to be bitter about? I ain't going to die. I've got my storehouse of canned beans at an undisclosed location motherfuckers so when the wheels fall off this shit and this country goes all feral, I'm going to own each and every one of you for your price in beans.

Beans make me fart. You're the one who's gonna have to suffer for it. Shoulda chosen something reasonable like spaghetti-ohs.

[mraynrand]

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.

[Deputy Nutz]

I'm assuming I got votes because I'm the first one on the list? What the fuck do I have to be bitter about? I ain't going to die. I've got my storehouse of canned beans at an undisclosed location motherfuckers so when the wheels fall off this shit and this country goes all feral, I'm going to own each and every one of you for your price in beans.

Beans make me fart. You're the one who's gonna have to suffer for it. Shoulda chosen something reasonable like spaghetti-ohs.

You can go fart in your own fucking bunker.

I personally hate beans and would rather starve to death. I have no problem eating other people if that means I don't have to eat beans.

[mraynrand]

I voted for Mr. Ayn Rand. He gives me doggie biscuits and quotes philosophers.

[LEWCWA]

has tex been around here lately?

[Harlan Huckleby]

has tex been around here lately?

maybe we should take turns on suicide watch

[SkinBasket]

I'm assuming I got votes because I'm the first one on the list? What the fuck do I have to be bitter about? I ain't going to die. I've got my storehouse of canned beans at an undisclosed location motherfuckers so when the wheels fall off this shit and this country goes all feral, I'm going to own each and every one of you for your price in beans.

Beans make me fart. You're the one who's gonna have to suffer for it. Shoulda chosen something reasonable like spaghetti-ohs.

You can go fart in your own fucking bunker.

I personally hate beans and would rather starve to death. I have no problem eating other people if that means I don't have to eat beans.

Ziggy, I'm trading you to nuts for a couple 2x4s.

[Zool]

I'm assuming I got votes because I'm the first one on the list? What the fuck do I have to be bitter about? I ain't going to die. I've got my storehouse of canned beans at an undisclosed location motherfuckers so when the wheels fall off this shit and this country goes all feral, I'm going to own each and every one of you for your price in beans.

Beans make me fart. You're the one who's gonna have to suffer for it. Shoulda chosen something reasonable like spaghetti-ohs.

You can go fart in your own fucking bunker.

I personally hate beans and would rather starve to death. I have no problem eating other people if that means I don't have to eat beans.

Ziggy, I'm trading you to nuts for a couple 2x4s.

Sick of picking up your studs at the Thunder Down Under?

[th87]

Kiwon in a cakewalk. Nobody's even in his league.

[hoosier]

Kiwon in a cakewalk. Nobody's even in his league.

I disagree. I don't notice any recent change in Kiwon's behavior. He has always been what he is right now. Sometimes he goes away for a while but he always comes back, and when he does it's always the same stuff at the same frequency. "Who's the most bitter" is really asking who has become the most embittered recently over the implosion of the Right. I'm not even sure that Kiwon has noticed that implosion. Others certainly have.

[gex]

[LL2]

I got not votes...I guess I'm not bitter and an all around nice guy.

[texaspackerbacker]

Wow! I didn't even make the top eight?

I doubt any of us are "bitter" by the usual definition--just concerned in varying degrees and over varying issues for the future of the country--exactly how far Obama will drag down America, and if the damage he does can be repaired.

My particular brand of "bitterness" has to do with the effect of terrorist hits which are geometrically more likely now that we will have a president who has opposed everything that has successfully prevented repeats of 9/11. It would be kinda hard to "repair" the death of thousands/tens or hundreds of thousands/millions of Americans, and the nuclear destruction or radiation of cities.

I have three children living in the suburbs of major cities, two of them on the downwind side. While I honestly don't think even with Obama as president that the likelihood of terrorist hits is over 50% or anything like that, and if it did happen, likely it would be in New York, Washington, Chicago, LA, Boston--somewhere that a lot more rotten leftists would be eliminated anyway. Just the same, as Ol' Joe Biden would say, "mark my words", it's a helluva lot more likely there will be catastrophic terrorist hits in America now that the piece-of-crap has been elected who opposed all the things that have thusfar prevented it.

[Kiwon]

Kiwon in a cakewalk. Nobody's even in his league.

I disagree. I don't notice any recent change in Kiwon's behavior. He has always been what he is right now. Sometimes he goes away for a while but he always comes back, and when he does it's always the same stuff at the same frequency. "Who's the most bitter" is really asking who has become the most embittered recently over the implosion of the Right. I'm not even sure that Kiwon has noticed that implosion. Others certainly have.

What? There was an election?

Who won? Is Christianity the official state religion yet? Please tell me Newt Gingrich is president.