Uh-Oh!

[Deputy Nutz]

Well, for me it is a "shit happens" argument too. As John Lennon sang, "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans."

When life strikes you with aids, what do you do? You make lemonaids! Sorry, that is terrible joke.

Finally, after 12 pages of arguing Harlan and I actually agree on something. Without getting too personal, my wife and I didn't actually plan the births of either one of our two children. Shit sort of happened, happened for the best.

So I guess I just gave Tank some more material for his investigation on me, damn.

[MJZiggy]

Well, for me it is a "shit happens" argument too. As John Lennon sang, "Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans."

Sorry, that is terrible joke.

Hey there's two things we can agree on!! But birth control is effective enough these days that this is no longer one of those things that just happens to you. You can plan these things now provided you take the proper precautions (and you are not a supernatural healer). That's all I'm saying. Use the proper precautions and this whole discussion would be moot.

[Scott Campbell]

Ziggy said "fucktard".

[MJZiggy]

Shocking ain't it.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Yes, birth control = good. Very good.

We're talking about an unplanned pregnancy, they happen.

[MJZiggy]

Statistically not very often if you use the right precautions.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Poor hygiene is 97% effective.

[Scott Campbell]

Poor hygiene is 97% effective.

Does that explain how many kids you have?

[Harlan Huckleby]

I have a sexy musk. It must be something else.

[Deputy Nutz]

I have a sexy musk. It must be something else.

So you wear "sex panther"?

Wait a minute, you an Cambell are not supposed to be communicating directly. Knock it off!

[Partial]

Do you guys use a spermicide with a rubber? Is that pretty much fool proof then? I have contemplated adding this to the fray for the added protection, but I guess a lot of people are allergic to that and it burns.

[Deputy Nutz]

Do you guys use a spermicide with a rubber? Is that pretty much fool proof then? I have contemplated adding this to the fray for the added protection, but I guess a lot of people are allergic to that and it burns.

I always thought that spermiicide was taken orally?

[MJZiggy]

No wonder you have two children, Nutz. Yes, Partial, add the spermicide. If one brand is bothersome, try another, if that one is bothersome, she needs to see a doc to find the right one for her.

[Deputy Nutz]

No wonder you have two children, Nutz. Yes, Partial, add the spermicide. If one brand is bothersome, try another, if that one is bothersome, she needs to see a doc to find the right one for her.

Well, I guess thats explains the burn.

[woodbuck27]

Click

Now. That's funny. . . All and Y'All. . . .

Dam. . . now I have to go back and find my space.