Uh-Oh!

[Deputy Nutz]

The ideal threat isn't bad.

But yes i have talked to Tanker on AIM, and I am who i say i am, and i wont "hack" the site....but i dont give a shit if my posts are correct.

Nutz i dont care if you like me or not your loud and beligerant when not really needed.

My wife says the same thing.

[Mazzin]

Yet still funny at the same time, I'm over all the drama ass bullshit, if people don't like me whatever.

[Deputy Nutz]

I think this would have gotten better ratings, if you said that you were pregnant and you were thinking of having an abortion. Man, people would have come out of the wood work to give you advice on that topic.

[Mazzin]

Ha Nutz are you trying to ask me if i would have an abortion now? (that im NOT pregnant?) Wtf you are really nutz.

And yea i know but i try to be as truthful as can be on here, and if i said i WAS pregnant and i wasn't that would be a fat ass lie ya kno.

[MJZiggy]

But did you read my last post?

[jack's smirking revenge]

Need to rename this shit to "Days of Our Packer Rats Lives"....

tyler

[Deputy Nutz]

Thanks Mazzin, the forum needed a kick in the ass. It was just getting too damn friendly around here.

I edited my post, so i don't know what you are talking about.

I actually believe that you had a scare. I will give you one last piece of advice, Condoms do work if used properly, no reason not to keep using them, as long as user error is cut tu the minimum, and also you should chart your schedule, and figure out when you are in baby making high alert and obstain from sex during that week or so. You know I do have a dating advice column around some where around here.

[Deputy Nutz]

Another thing Mazzin, I ain't pissed at you, I am pissed off at that fucking piece of shit blue dog.

[SkinBasket]

Another thing Mazzin, I ain't pissed at you, I am pissed off at that fucking piece of shit blue dog.

I'm pissed at you, you hairy balled slut.

[MJZiggy]

Condoms do work if used properly, no reason not to keep using them, as long as user error is cut tu the minimum, and also you should chart your schedule, and figure out when you are in baby making high alert and obstain from sex during that week or so. You know I do have a dating advice column around some where around here.

Condoms do work alone to a degree. If I recall from my pre-parent days, their effectiveness rating when used consistently is 87% which means that you have a bit more than a 1 and 10 shot at getting pregnant in any given month that you use condoms alone. Once you add a spermicide along with the condom, you can pretty well stop worrying about it, though there are those who believe that abstinence (and a good vasectomy) are the only surefire ways to completely avoid preganancy. I would recommend getting yourself over to the nearest Planned Parenthood office (yes, they do much more than just abortions) where they will counsel you, go over all of your birth control options as there are a ton out there and help you figure out the best way for you, individually to avoid this situation again (they also give out free samples). Also, like I said before, should you ever have a scare like this again, pick up the folic acid tablets (folate) and start taking them if there's even a hint of maybe in there. The earlier in pregnancy you start taking it, the more effective it is at preventing neural tube defects. When you get much older and want to get pregnant, you should start taking it while you're trying to conceive. That's my speech. I hope you take this stuff to heart. Remember that raising a healthy child to age 18 costs $250,000. And then they go to college and start blowing your money like ungrateful losers.

[Deputy Nutz]

Another thing Mazzin, I ain't pissed at you, I am pissed off at that fucking piece of shit blue dog.

I'm pissed at you, you hairy balled slut.

Drunk at 10:00 in the morning.

[Deputy Nutz]

Condoms do work if used properly, no reason not to keep using them, as long as user error is cut tu the minimum, and also you should chart your schedule, and figure out when you are in baby making high alert and obstain from sex during that week or so. You know I do have a dating advice column around some where around here.

Condoms do work alone to a degree. If I recall from my pre-parent days, their effectiveness rating when used consistently is 87% which means that you have a bit more than a 1 and 10 shot at getting pregnant in any given month that you use condoms alone. Once you add a spermicide along with the condom, you can pretty well stop worrying about it, though there are those who believe that abstinence (and a good vasectomy) are the only surefire ways to completely avoid preganancy. I would recommend getting yourself over to the nearest Planned Parenthood office (yes, they do much more than just abortions) where they will counsel you, go over all of your birth control options as there are a ton out there and help you figure out the best way for you, individually to avoid this situation again (they also give out free samples). Also, like I said before, should you ever have a scare like this again, pick up the folic acid tablets (folate) and start taking them if there's even a hint of maybe in there. The earlier in pregnancy you start taking it, the more effective it is at preventing neural tube defects. When you get much older and want to get pregnant, you should start taking it while you're trying to conceive. That's my speech. I hope you take this stuff to heart. Remember that raising a healthy child to age 18 costs $250,000. And then they go to college and start blowing your money like ungrateful losers.

that and you should figure out if your boyfriend is sponge worthy.

[SkinBasket]

I would be asleep by noon.

Givin Mazzin credit for livening up the board? WTF? Everyone here was licking her balls until I stood up and said, "Enough! Enough ball licking is enough!" This place would still be all love and tickles if I hadn't come off my Happy Birthday USA bender long enough to get my sight back and read what kind of pussy ass nonsense was going on round here.

Don't tell me these admin duties are making you just as soft as madtown.


This is what happens when you lock up my private places and don't give me the key so I can go play with myself. I get ornery and onerous.

[SkinBasket]

there are those who believe that abstinence (and a good vasectomy) are the only surefire ways to completely avoid preganancy.

don't rely on the vasectomy alone. My wife is evidence the human body has amazing healing properties and can overcome such silly attempts at curbing the progress of the human race.

[Deputy Nutz]

I would be asleep by noon.

Givin Mazzin credit for livening up the board? WTF? Everyone here was licking her balls until I stood up and said, "Enough! Enough ball licking is enough!" This place would still be all love and tickles if I hadn't come off my Happy Birthday USA bender long enough to get my sight back and read what kind of pussy ass nonsense was going on round here.

Don't tell me these admin duties are making you just as soft as madtown.


This is what happens when you lock up my private places and don't give me the key so I can go play with myself. I get ornery and onerous.

Well it is sort of a Chicken or the Egg situation. You couldn't have exploded on this thread if there was no thread to begin with. Think about that. Then again you probably would have found another outlet to unleash your anger. So now I am at a crossroads, shit.