OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[GrnBay007]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

[Brando19]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Was she allowed to show her ankles during dinner?

This may be your greatest "burn" ever.

Really? Cuz I thought it was average.

I don't think you really get it.

BTW, I've heard WV has made terrific advances in musketry.

You heard right, smartass. Come on over and I'll show you how I clean my gun.

Stop the boy fighting in here plz

The greater man laughs these stupid things off and lets another person have the last word.

Somebody swears at you, flips you the bird behind the wheel......wave at his ass and smile and he's baffled. Some of you guys should try it once. It feels good.

Yeah, but I got attacked for no reason. If Tyrone was here in front of me, I'd knock him out cold...but he's not and he's behind his little computer so whatever. I'm done with it now.

[Brando19]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

Nice motto.

[Bretsky]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

[Brando19]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

Torn ACL? What was the recovery time on that bad boy?

[Bretsky]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

Torn ACL? What was the recovery time on that bad boy?

Tore it in April; it was better...about 95%....7-9 months later. Absolutely hell of a rehab. Then first year back playing sports it went through many growing pains; also why athletes are rarely their full past player until year two being back from it (we'll see that with Nick Barnett).

I'd say it's 98% now; I always know it's there...especially weather changes..but I can do everything I could do before and it's fully mobile. Just gets sore sometimes.

[GrnBay007]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

There is probably an expiration date on that ...lol

[Brando19]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

Torn ACL? What was the recovery time on that bad boy?

Tore it in April; it was better...about 95%....7-9 months later. Absolutely hell of a rehab. Then first year back playing sports it went through many growing pains; also why athletes are rarely their full past player until year two being back from it (we'll see that with Nick Barnett).

I'd say it's 98% now; I always know it's there...especially weather changes..but I can do everything I could do before and it's fully mobile. Just gets sore sometimes.

Glad to hear you're doing better. Mind me asking how you tore it? And also...care to call Justin Harrell (the player) and tell him how to rehab an injury...?

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Was she allowed to show her ankles during dinner?

This may be your greatest "burn" ever.

Really? Cuz I thought it was average.

I don't think you really get it.

BTW, I've heard WV has made terrific advances in musketry.

You heard right, smartass. Come on over and I'll show you how I clean my gun.

Stop the boy fighting in here plz

The greater man laughs these stupid things off and lets another person have the last word.

Somebody swears at you, flips you the bird behind the wheel......wave at his ass and smile and he's baffled. Some of you guys should try it once. It feels good.

Yeah, but I got attacked for no reason. If Tyrone was here in front of me, I'd knock him out cold...but he's not and he's behind his little computer so whatever. I'm done with it now.

Relax Homer, you dont' have to work in the mine.

[Bretsky]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

There is probably an expiration date on that ...lol

Should try some; wonder if it would have a LEVITRA like effect

Then I could walk around Kmart for four hours and shaking my head and grinning like I was the Man

[Bretsky]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

Torn ACL? What was the recovery time on that bad boy?

Tore it in April; it was better...about 95%....7-9 months later. Absolutely hell of a rehab. Then first year back playing sports it went through many growing pains; also why athletes are rarely their full past player until year two being back from it (we'll see that with Nick Barnett).

I'd say it's 98% now; I always know it's there...especially weather changes..but I can do everything I could do before and it's fully mobile. Just gets sore sometimes.

Glad to hear you're doing better. Mind me asking how you tore it? And also...care to call Justin Harrell (the player) and tell him how to rehab an injury...?

I was goofing off; kind of soft jumped from a wall of rocks about seven feet high...onto soft ground trying to land on feet...sober as well .......twisted knee and snap....ouch.

[GrnBay007]

Have surgery. Get Vicodin.

I have Vicodin left over from my torn ACL Baby Codeine too

There is probably an expiration date on that ...lol

Should try some; wonder if it would have a LEVITRA like effect

Then I could walk around Kmart for four hours and shaking my head and grinning like I was the Man

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man a shot.
>
> "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said.
>
> The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!"
>
> The Dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.
>
> "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."
>
> The Dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet.."
>
> The patient says, "Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"
>
> "It doesn't," said the Dentist, "but it will give you something to Hold onto when I pull your tooth.

:P

[SkinBasket]

Different parts of this song reminded me of several different posters here. See if you can find some you know.


So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars.
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash.

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

How come I never get laid nice guys always lose.
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse
I still hate my job, my boss is a dick
"I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your shit"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage,
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass,
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end.
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life!

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear "it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

[SkinBasket]

I just lost .2 pounds by peeing. I think I'm onto something here.

[mraynrand]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Was she allowed to show her ankles during dinner?

This may be your greatest "burn" ever.

Really? Cuz I thought it was average.

I don't think you really get it.

BTW, I've heard WV has made terrific advances in musketry.

You heard right, smartass. Come on over and I'll show you how I clean my gun.

Stop the boy fighting in here plz

The greater man laughs these stupid things off and lets another person have the last word.

Somebody swears at you, flips you the bird behind the wheel......wave at his ass and smile and he's baffled. Some of you guys should try it once. It feels good.

Yeah, but I got attacked for no reason. If Tyrone was here in front of me, I'd knock him out cold...but he's not and he's behind his little computer so whatever. I'm done with it now.

Relax Homer, you dont' have to work in the mine.

That was some good stuff. here's an 'October Sky' Moment for you (launch of a Model Ares V) ....