OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Freak Out]

I like lipton orange jasmine green tea. Cook that shiz in the microwave, then bathe in with ice and a teaspoon of splenda, and its pretty much sex in a cup

What then hell is Splenda anyway? Why would you want to put it in your tea?

[SkinBasket]

I like lipton orange jasmine green tea. Cook that shiz in the microwave, then bathe in with ice and a teaspoon of splenda, and its pretty much sex in a cup

What then hell is Splenda anyway? Why would you want to put it in your tea?

It's that stuff they use to give mice cancer. Or they used to. They don't anymore so they don't have to tell you that it causes cancer in mice on the package.

[Guiness]

I can't get down on the ginney because the foam tastes like poo, and the typically bar pour has at least an inch on the top of just thick creamy frothyness.

Lately I've been enjoying schlitz to go with my staples on MGD, PBR, Spotted Cow and Blue Moon.

Supposed to have the foam, and if properly done (and drank) it should stay on top while you drink the whole glass - not like regular draft where the foam is just taking up room.

When you take a drink, don't drink the foam - tilt the glass until the beer gets to your lips. You'll end up with a bit of a foam mustache.

[red]

i had to pick up a 750 of chimay tripel today for the viewing of lost tonight

[Bretsky]

Valentines Day

Who made up this day ? Dam Capitalist Floral Pigs.

When is sports day ?
Dude's day ?

Are guys suppose to feel better about themselves when they take their other shopping and rewarded later ? Do girls feel better when they get flowers due to this dang Holiday when they know their men feel obligated to get them ?

Do girls know guys are often complaining while in line at the Floral store to by the V day gift while ridiculing this Holiday ?
Do girls know we all do that ?
Do girls chat after joking about what a sham this is ?

Inquiring Minds want to know.

[MJZiggy]

Valentines Day

Who made up this day ? Dam Capitalist Floral Pigs.

When is sports day ? Every Sunday in fall, March Madness, the All Star Game, The World Series, the World Cup...

Dude's day ? Father's Day, (and V Day is supposed to go both ways) and every holiday where your wife works her ass off to feed you and make things nice for you while you watch the Lions lose.

Are guys suppose to feel better about themselves when they take their other shopping and rewarded later ? Do girls feel better when they get flowers due to this dang Holiday when they know their men feel obligated to get them ? Use more imagination and you won't be stuck at the florist. I've NEVER gotten flowers on VDay.

Do girls know guys are often complaining while in line at the Floral store to by the V day gift while ridiculing this Holiday ? Yes
Do girls know we all do that ? Yes
Do girls chat after joking about what a sham this is ? No. We know that if there were no holiday OBLIGATING you to make some display, said display would never come, leading to resentment and the feeling of being unappreciated and unloved.

Inquiring Minds want to know. I hope that helps. If you want to konw what an absolute lack of romance and attention can do to a relationship, please see my divorce papers...

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[Bretsky]

Valentines Day

Who made up this day ? Dam Capitalist Floral Pigs.

When is sports day ? Every Sunday in fall, March Madness, the All Star Game, The World Series, the World Cup...

Dude's day ? Father's Day, (and V Day is supposed to go both ways) and every holiday where your wife works her ass off to feed you and make things nice for you while you watch the Lions lose.

Are guys suppose to feel better about themselves when they take their other shopping and rewarded later ? Do girls feel better when they get flowers due to this dang Holiday when they know their men feel obligated to get them ? Use more imagination and you won't be stuck at the florist. I've NEVER gotten flowers on VDay.

Do girls know guys are often complaining while in line at the Floral store to by the V day gift while ridiculing this Holiday ? Yes
Do girls know we all do that ? Yes
Do girls chat after joking about what a sham this is ? No. We know that if there were no holiday OBLIGATING you to make some display, said display would never come, leading to resentment and the feeling of being unappreciated and unloved.

Inquiring Minds want to know. I hope that helps. If you want to konw what an absolute lack of romance and attention can do to a relationship, please see my divorce papers...

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Now this is the type of energy I like in the thread about nothing

Still think it's a sham of a Holiday; but to be honest that was my Seinfeldt take on the whole thing after picking up a nice floral arrangement. Most years I have bypassed flowers for another gift; some good and some bad.

[SkinBasket]

Valentine's Day is all about burning a new porno, popping it in the dvd, and eating some popcorn together with a bottle of cheap champagne.

[Brando19]

Valentines Day

Who made up this day ? Dam Capitalist Floral Pigs.

When is sports day ?
Dude's day ?

Are guys suppose to feel better about themselves when they take their other shopping and rewarded later ? Do girls feel better when they get flowers due to this dang Holiday when they know their men feel obligated to get them ?

Do girls know guys are often complaining while in line at the Floral store to by the V day gift while ridiculing this Holiday ?
Do girls know we all do that ?
Do girls chat after joking about what a sham this is ?

Inquiring Minds want to know.

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

[Iron Mike]

It's true though. I've never even tried a dark beer. Guess I should get out more.

I have been learning more about different kinds of tequila in margaritas though WHY O WHY do they have to be so bad for us though?

You've also got a fair few local brews that are quite nice. Leiny's has a few worth trying. I haven't had their Dopplebock yet.

Leinies screwed the pooch, IMO when they trotted out the 1888 Bock and shelved the Apple Spice.

[retailguy]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

[SkinBasket]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Was she allowed to show her ankles during dinner?

edit: No, wait, forget I said that. I don't want you fucking up another thread with your judgmental bullshit. Or maybe you'll just delete what you don't like.

[SkinBasket]

By the way, I hope your mom enjoyed the beef.

[Bretsky]

well I survived five kids and four dogs the last few days.; I feel like I could sleep for a week but need to gear up for that stressbowl that I refer to as work

[Brando19]

I hear ya, man. Last night was the Slam Dunk Contest...so I consider that a plus for V-Day. I think Dude's day is every Sunday during football season. A dozen roses were averaging $100 this year....F That! What do they last...48 hours? That's dumb.

Hmm. I spent about $100 bucks too.

I made lobster stuffed tenderloin, with twice baked potatoes, steamed artichokes, with raspberry topped french vanilla ice cream for dessert.

Oh, yeah, there was a single red rose, surrounded by 3 pink carnations. That cost me $12 bucks, and didn't necessitate a trip to the local floral thieves.

I skipped the porno dvd and the cheap champagne, but hey, if it works for you... I guess?

Wow! You cooked all that stuff? I'd love to learn how to cook...but by the time I get home from work...I usually don't feel like it. I need to kick my lazy ass in gear and just do it...that's the only way I can learn.