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  • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
    How the hell was Dynomutt Scooby-Doo's cousin? HE WAS A ROBOT.

    Was he an Atomic DAWG as well? Was his last name "Clinton"?
    Football been very very good to me

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    • If he WAS a blood relative of Scooby-Doo, that would mean one of Dynomutt's parents was a robot and in the Scoobyverse, you could have sex with machines. Hanna-Barbara has a lot to answer for.

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      • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
        If he WAS a blood relative of Scooby-Doo, that would mean one of Dynomutt's parents was a robot and in the Scoobyverse, you could have sex with machines. Hanna-Barbara has a lot to answer for.
        Don't we already have sex with machines or is that limited to the "Pink Power Pistol" for girls that runs on Double D's?
        Football been very very good to me

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        • You got the Pink Power Pistol? Were those the ones with the additional jumper cable accessory? I heard the first 500 were hand-numbered by Tom Byron.

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          • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
            You got the Pink Power Pistol? Were those the ones with the additional jumper cable accessory? I heard the first 500 were hand-numbered by Tom Byron.
            Yes Sister Girl.... they were actually hand-held by Tom Byron.... they also have a charger for your car... you know what a bitch our commutes are out here... must pass the time somehow...
            Football been very very good to me

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            • I shelled out the extra hundred and got the sybian car seat with optional drink holder.

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              • Thank God my windows have a hard tint.

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                • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
                  I shelled out the extra hundred and got the sybian car seat with optional drink holder.
                  Can it accommodate a Venti Starbucks Green Tea Lemonade and keep it stirred?
                  Football been very very good to me

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                  • I have found that the sybian keeps the cup shaken, not stirred. You'll never hit a pothole the same way again.

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                    • I drove half a mile over railroad tracks once and almost gave up men entirely.

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                      • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
                        I drove half a mile over railroad tracks once and almost gave up men entirely.
                        Time for me to hit the Sounder route...
                        Football been very very good to me

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                        • Remember you tried hooking a cookiebullet up to a lawnmower engine for shop class and Sister Magdela confiscated it? Now that was funny.

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                          • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
                            Remember you tried hooking a cookiebullet up to a lawnmower engine for shop class and Sister Magdela confiscated it? Now that was funny.
                            She didn't seem to think it was at the time... but now that I think about it... I never saw it again but she sure had a more pleasant demeanor in class the rest of the year.
                            Football been very very good to me

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                            • She started singing to herself and watching the clock after that if I remember right.

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                              • Originally posted by Screwadu View Post
                                She started singing to herself and watching the clock after that if I remember right.
                                I think it was more of a whistle... she was whistling while she worked... I think she must have kept it near and dear... I wondered why she started sounding so much like Katherine Hepburn in "On Golden Pond".
                                Football been very very good to me

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