OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[easy cheesy]

Can't sleep and have a long day ahead....xanax hasn't kicked in... what's a "fur baby" to do?????

[HowardRoark]

[MadtownPacker]

Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

[Zool]

Yeah this place is fuckin lost now. Hope it is worth Iron Mike getting his dick wet.

Its ALWAYS worth getting your dick wet. Otherwise crazy chicks would never get laid.

[SkinBasket]

What the mother fuck happened in here? You folks need to start your own vagina dialogues thread.

[Deputy Nutz]

"Oh my eggs!"

[Deputy Nutz]

Remember back in the good ole days when two rat chicks would have a conversation and all the men would get all rock hard about chicks digging on football and all guys pictured "Jo" from "Facts of Life" as the women on this forum? Goof shit man, goofy shit.

[SkinBasket]

I'm here alone with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking idiot puppy. I miss you.

[Deputy Nutz]

Cincynattica is a loney place.

[easy cheesy]

Shit... Zsa Zsa is in a coma..... she'll probably be dead by the time I get my morning Starbucks.. so... just to stay ahead of "the game" (insert inside joke here.) RIP Zsa Zsa....

[easy cheesy]

I'm biting my provervbial "tongue"... and it hurts... I soooooooo want to unleash the Kraken.... but I defer and acquiese....

[easy cheesy]

Don't worry my dearest Screwado... you are on my.... well.. whether it be my prosthetic johnson, index finger or whatever.... I "feel" you brotha... ummm... sistah... whatever... amazing how easily the pot is stirred.... the Eagle Has Landed....lol...

[easy cheesy]

BTW... I bought some new batteries... so... we're good for the weekend..... I'm sorry your power went out.. WTF is going on in Houston??? You said the lights "blinked" and then... I got disconnected... how funny....blank on the phone and blank on the internet...side bar: we've had two inches of rain in two days and y'all can't get ANY rain in a WEEK!!! WTF????

[easy cheesy]

I'm here alone with 2 kids, a cat and a fucking idiot puppy. I miss you.

Wanna make out?

[easy cheesy]

"Oh my eggs!"

Scrambled? Over Easy? With Cheese? Omelettes with sprinkles of fascinating little blue and orange droplets for color... you know... just decorative purposes of course.... Oh wait... wrong team..