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  • Random thoughts from Bretsky

    The wife read an article by some genius (not me) that noted the best thing a gal can do for a headache is have an orgasm.

    Bretsky noted he's been telling her that for over 12 years now

    If women would listen to everything I say me thinks they'd be so so much smarter
    TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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    • Actually, the best thing I've ever done for a headache is have a purring cat wrap himself around my head. Don't know why, but it works every time and fast too.
      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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      • Originally posted by MJZiggy
        Actually, the best thing I've ever done for a headache is have a purring cat wrap himself around my head. Don't know why, but it works every time and fast too.

        I can already see you do not have the potential to get "so much smarter"
        TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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        • I started out smarter than you so there's really no need...

          Seriously. I'm trying to teach the kitten to sleep on my head. I soooooo miss that remedy.
          "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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          • Originally posted by MJZiggy
            Actually, the best thing I've ever done for a headache is have a purring cat wrap himself around my head. Don't know why, but it works every time and fast too.
            Just hope you don't sneeze or make a sudden movement....then the claws come out in your face and that fuckin cat poison that's in their claws gets injected in your head and stings like a thousand bees...you need to rethink that.

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            • i heard the best way to get rid of a headache is to massage the area between your thumb and pointer finger

              with your other hand, not some other body part. perverts

              i tried it once, and it seemed to work. but then i forgot about it until just now

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              • I don't know. I had that cat for like 9 years and it was never an issue.

                What the hell kinda cats are you hanging out with? Cat poison?
                "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                • Originally posted by MJZiggy
                  I started out smarter than you so there's really no need...

                  Seriously. I'm trying to teach the kitten to sleep on my head. I soooooo miss that remedy.

                  It's alright; that fuzzy furball has sucked your brain cells out of your head and let them float away

                  Cats....yuk
                  TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                  • Originally posted by MJZiggy
                    I don't know. I had that cat for like 9 years and it was never an issue.

                    What the hell kinda cats are you hanging out with? Cat poison?
                    You know what I mean. A cat's claw hurts like hell...sometimes like a bee sting so those sum bitches have some kind of poison or something.

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                    • Originally posted by red
                      i heard the best way to get rid of a headache is to massage the area between your thumb and pointer finger

                      with your other hand, not some other body part. perverts

                      i tried it once, and it seemed to work. but then i forgot about it until just now


                      Not for a chick
                      TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                      • Originally posted by Bretsky
                        Originally posted by red
                        i heard the best way to get rid of a headache is to massage the area between your thumb and pointer finger

                        with your other hand, not some other body part. perverts

                        i tried it once, and it seemed to work. but then i forgot about it until just now


                        Not for a chick
                        If I do it with my other hand...it feels like someone else is doing it. Oh wait....nevermind.

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                        • Originally posted by Brando19
                          Originally posted by Bretsky
                          Originally posted by red
                          i heard the best way to get rid of a headache is to massage the area between your thumb and pointer finger

                          with your other hand, not some other body part. perverts

                          i tried it once, and it seemed to work. but then i forgot about it until just now


                          Not for a chick
                          If I do it with my other hand...it feels like someone else is doing it. Oh wait....nevermind.
                          lol

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                          • Originally posted by red
                            i heard the best way to get rid of a headache is to massage the area between your thumb and pointer finger

                            with your other hand, not some other body part. perverts

                            i tried it once, and it seemed to work. but then i forgot about it until just now
                            We had a vet once who did acupuncture on cows. She practiced on us though, and the easiest spot for her to stick a needle in was where you're talking about. It had a very relaxing feeling to it.
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • I'm considering replacing the start-up screen of my wife's magellan gps with a picture of myself... naked. How awesome would that be?
                              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                              • Originally posted by SkinBasket
                                I'm considering replacing the start-up screen of my wife's magellan gps with a picture of myself... naked. How awesome would that be?
                                Do it.....even if she uses it on business trips where associates might see. Hell...do it for that reason alone.
                                C.H.U.D.

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