OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Freak Out]

Fucking hillbilly.

[Freak Out]

...although...I do tend to swing a hard right during an eclipse.

[mraynrand]

An e-mail sent moments after replacing a twenty-five year old tank of a three pound solid steel Swingline stapler that had been ravaged by cheap staples procured by the Central Administration Office of Penny Wise and Pound Foolish with another old stapler that had turned up in a supply closet:

Dear (office secretary)

It is immediately apparent why the 2nd Floor Aides Room stapler was abandoned to the First Floor Workroom Supply Closet:

It, like its predecessor, now sucks, having been damaged by substandard staples purchased in someone's zeal to save a buck two eighty on a thousand gross of staples manufactured in Xianzhuang province by five year old orphans and carted by donkey and raft to Industrial Port and Salvage Yard #7, Pong Dung, North Korea.

I hereby submit my request for a replacement stapler that will probably be made of milk jug plastic and recycled grocery carts. If I could upgrade to a Chinese model it would be great.

Mr. swede

This is the solution. Kids will respect that you have to fire up a compressor to power the stapler

[swede]

This is the solution. Kids will respect that you have to fire up a compressor to power the stapler

Now I can see why you have been salesman of the month four months running.

Can I get it in Sponge Bob graphics?



Wait a minute! Assemblado en Mejico! I can't afford the high end stuff!

[swede]

Never mind, Rand.

I checked with the principal. Power staplers haven't been allowed since Ed Haverstein messed up on his "Things Not to Do" talk in his Middle School shop class in 2009.



On the bright side, no one has done that since.

[Brando19]

...although...I do tend to swing a hard right during an eclipse.

HAHAHAHA! You friggin idiot. haha

[easy cheesy]

"Bremerton 557, status. ... Bremerton 557, out of service - gone, but not forgotten."

http://themunz.wordpress.com/

Laid to rest today...

[easy cheesy]

On a lighter note...

I tried Cocoa Puffs for the first time today. I did not go "Cuckoo"... blech! I must be a late bloomer... I belong on the "food everyone has frickin' consumed during their childhood so what in the hell is wrong with you and are you even seriously frickin' kidding me" list.

I never ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich until Mike made one for me a couple of years back... WTF?

I've never had Lucky Charms or one of those revolting looking "Peeps" thingy's that are out in the stores for Easter either... I seriously doubt that I am missing out though....

[easy cheesy]

It's not just for Vegas anymore...

http://www.shotgunceremonies.com/movie.html

http://mynorthwest.com/874/637246/A-Shotgun-Wedding-Chapel-Right-Here-in-Seattle

I think you can get a free "double short mocha breve no whip extra hot with room add soy" for the happy couple if you sign up before March 5th....

[Freak Out]

That's a fucking pink BB gun....lame sauce.

[GrnBay007]

I've never had Lucky Charms

Gotta try Fruity Pebbles if you've never had them! Only kids cereal I like.

[mraynrand]

"Bremerton 557, status. ... Bremerton 557, out of service - gone, but not forgotten."

http://themunz.wordpress.com/

Laid to rest today...

RIP

[Iron Mike]

An e-mail sent moments after replacing a twenty-five year old tank of a three pound solid steel Swingline stapler that had been ravaged by cheap staples procured by the Central Administration Office of Penny Wise and Pound Foolish with another old stapler that had turned up in a supply closet:

Dear (office secretary)

It is immediately apparent why the 2nd Floor Aides Room stapler was abandoned to the First Floor Workroom Supply Closet:

It, like its predecessor, now sucks, having been damaged by substandard staples purchased in someone's zeal to save a buck two eighty on a thousand gross of staples manufactured in Xianzhuang province by five year old orphans and carted by donkey and raft to Industrial Port and Salvage Yard #7, Pong Dung, North Korea.

I hereby submit my request for a replacement stapler that will probably be made of milk jug plastic and recycled grocery carts. If I could upgrade to a Chinese model it would be great.

Mr. swede

[Deputy Nutz]

On a lighter note...

I tried Cocoa Puffs for the first time today. I did not go "Cuckoo"... blech! I must be a late bloomer... I belong on the "food everyone has frickin' consumed during their childhood so what in the hell is wrong with you and are you even seriously frickin' kidding me" list.

I never ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich until Mike made one for me a couple of years back... WTF?

I've never had Lucky Charms or one of those revolting looking "Peeps" thingy's that are out in the stores for Easter either... I seriously doubt that I am missing out though....

So you were the poor girl that was locked in your parents basement for 18 years.

[GrnBay007]

I think it's time for my favorite Mexican to make me a new signature for my posts. Please....and Thank You Amigo!