OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Harlan Huckleby]

I let my dog Popper dry hump a college girl when I was in school.

Did Popper pop her?

[Freak Out]

I swear I read this in National Lampoon BITD....it was followed up with "I stole a tit squeeze off Dorothy Hamill at the Ice Capades."

You got it Mike. It was 1980 or so.

[woodbuck27]

Funny Dog story...

A couple years ago on x-mas eve I was hanging out at my brother's house helping make food for the next day. My nephew was there with his two dogs....two male shih tzus. He had to go out of town for the night so I agreed to watch them. They were completely fine when he was there. Perfectly well behaved. As soon as he walked out the door....and I mean the door was barely closed....they started humping the shit out of me. It was crazy! Never seen anything like it. If I was sitting in the family room they would be on the furniture doing my arm. If I was standing they would have me backed in to a corner! lol So there were other females in the house but they didn't touch them. I don't know if it was because I have a female dog at my house and they could smell the scent of my dog or what. Crazy dogs!!!!!

NO! Your simply just so attractive.

[woodbuck27]

You got it Mike. It was 1980 or so.

"I stole a tit squeeze off Dorothy Hamill" Iron Mike

Is that something like 'a candy kiss'?

[Little Whiskey]

NO! Your simply just so attractive.

nice backhanded compliment, woody.

007 you are so attractive that dogs want to hump your arms and legs.

[GrnBay007]

007 you are so attractive that dogs want to hump your arms and legs.

I feel so special!

[GrnBay007]

OK, 14 lbs of beef cooking at my house today for Italian beef sandwiches for my daughter's graduation party. House smells pretty darn good. Lord knows why I decided to start this at 4pm as I will be up most of the night now. This was supposed to be a trial run but the meat I ordered from a distributor through work came in early. Gotta go with the flow and cook all the meat this weekend and freeze it which I guess I will be thankful for in two weeks when I'm preparing everything else and the meat will be ready to go just heat it up. Will see what this looks like and if it doesn't look like enough will be cooking another 14 lbs. tomorrow.

She didn't want two separate parties so my ex and I are throwing it together. He is buying the beer and pop and I'm cooking all the food. Little lopsided but some things never change

[Upnorth]

OK, 14 lbs of beef cooking at my house today for Italian beef sandwiches for my daughter's graduation party. House smells pretty darn good. Lord knows why I decided to start this at 4pm as I will be up most of the night now. This was supposed to be a trial run but the meat I ordered from a distributor through work came in early. Gotta go with the flow and cook all the meat this weekend and freeze it which I guess I will be thankful for in two weeks when I'm preparing everything else and the meat will be ready to go just heat it up. Will see what this looks like and if it doesn't look like enough will be cooking another 14 lbs. tomorrow.

She didn't want two separate parties so my ex and I are throwing it together. He is buying the beer and pop and I'm cooking all the food. Little lopsided but some things never change

So you go from dogs humping random body parts to making italian 'meat' sandwiches. Who exactly did you get your 14 lbs of meat from? Is anyone you know looking for missing pets? Have you being using bath salts while preparing the menu?

[easy cheesy]

http://www.themresort.com/

VEGAS BAYABAY!!! This place is the cat's MEOW!

[easy cheesy]

Wanna ride in one of these? Go to "M"

[Iron Mike]

[Freak Out]

Whoa....the Apple store is down. Macbook updates..? IOS 6? Hold your breath Apple fan-folks.

[Little Whiskey]

Whoa....the Apple store is down. Macbook updates..? IOS 6? Hold your breath Apple fan-folks.

please post in the proper thread! consider this your only and final warning! this post belongs in any thread started by partial!!!

[Freak Out]

Macbook Pro with Retina display.....I just came.

[Zool]

$2200....back to half mast