Jen vs. Angelina: When will the madness end?

[mraynrand]

OK, every time I go to the grocery store, there is a new controversy about Jen and Angelina. Today, both were splashed on the covers of 'OK! Weekly' and 'US' magazines. Why can't everyone just get along? I know Angelina has puffy lips and Brad Pitt, but Jen is easy on the eye as well, and should find a main squeeze at the snap of her fingers. Plus, she was dynamite in 'Marley.' I thought Jen could make Friends with anyone! With all this endless bickering between the two, how can a divided nation find peace? Tell me please, when will this destructive conflict end?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Jen has thin lips. yuck.

[PaCkFan_n_MD]

Jen has thin lips. yuck.

Laughing at your pic.

[LL2]

People are nosy and want to know what is going on the the lives of celebrities. Plus two hot chicks bickering can be fun to watch.

[Deputy Nutz]

My dog has smelly farts

[Joemailman]

Couldn't they just settle this whole thing with an oil wrestling match?

[Deputy Nutz]

Couldn't they just settle this whole thing with an oil wrestling match?

Speaking of Oil Wrestling, Skin and I are going to get all lubed up and do battle in his basement while our wives watch, and probably pay us. I assume you will all be invited.

I failed to mention that we will probably be naked.

[Guiness]

Couldn't they just settle this whole thing with an oil wrestling match?

Speaking of Oil Wrestling, Skin and I are going to get all lubed up and do battle in his basement while our wives watch, and probably pay us. I assume you will all be invited.

I failed to mention that we will probably be naked.

I saw that other thread...and hoped that would be the last I had to hear of it. It's almost bed time now, and this will surely haunt my sleep.

[Joemailman]

Couldn't they just settle this whole thing with an oil wrestling match?

Speaking of Oil Wrestling, Skin and I are going to get all lubed up and do battle in his basement while our wives watch, and probably pay us. I assume you will all be invited.

I failed to mention that we will probably be naked.

Harlan told me he wants to referee.

[red]

all i can say is that brad pitt is one lucky mo-fo

[Harlan Huckleby]

"No matter how beautiful she is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit." -- Unknown

[mraynrand]

Brad Pitt WOWS 'em on Capitol Hill. Jen was not present!


"House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was not immune to his charms. Praising Pitt for his work to rebuild New Orleans' hurricane-ravaged 9th Ward, she even allowed that meeting him affords her "bragging rights to my children and my grandchildren - a real treat for me as well."

(AP) Actor Brad Pitt stands with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of Calif., prior to their meeting on Capitol...
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And during a closed meeting earlier, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid confided to Pitt that he was envious that his lieutenant, Majority Whip Dick Durbin, got to meet soccer star Mia Hamm a day earlier, according to one person who was present and spoke on condition of anonymity.

Well, Pitt replied, he'll bring along co-parent Angelina Jolie next time to help Reid make Durbin jealous, this person said.

Later, a Durbin aide sniffed: "Durbin's already met Angelina Jolie."

Brad pitt was overheard asking "Howya doin' ladies?"
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One can only imagine what Jen is thinking. Though I'm sure we'll find out in the next Enquirer (Available at newstands and grocery stores everywhere next Tuesday!)

[mraynrand]

Apparently Jen has found a new love - and a new way to keep off the pounds! You GO, Girl!!! Meanwhile, Brad is flirting with a new drug rehabilitation clinic. Why, oh WHY, didn't they just stay together to begin with? It wounds my troubled heart to see their struggles on the pages of 'We' magazine every time I buy my Lucky Charms at the Piggly Wiggly.

[Scott Campbell]

Harlan told me he wants to referee.

Where's Joe?

[Kiwon]

Re: Jen vs. Angelina: When will the madness end?

OK, every time I go to the grocery store, there is a new controversy about Jen and Angelina. Today, both were splashed on the covers of 'OK! Weekly' and 'US' magazines......Tell me please, when will this destructive conflict end?

When you quit buying 'OK! Weekly' and 'US' magazines?