The Most Elaborate April Fools Joke Yet?

[SkinBasket]

And yet the personal attacks continue. Clearly, you cannot head your own advice. It's awfully pathetic.

Where did I mention anything about you? If you're insinuating that you're the reason all those forums went downhill, then maybe you should reassess how you go about participating in forums.

[Partial]

And yet the personal attacks continue. Clearly, you cannot head your own advice. It's awfully pathetic.

Where did I mention anything about you? If you're insinuating that you're the reason all those forums went downhill, then maybe you should reassess how you go about participating in forums.

Are you saying that isn't what you were implying? If not, please give me a thorough, detailed explanation of exactly what you did mean.

GMAFB. You're a tool, and clearly you cannot head your own advice.

[Scott Campbell]

I'll give anyone one guess at what the common denominator was?

And yet the personal attacks continue.

1) I don't consider that a personal attack.
2) When you lob that kind of a softball at him, what did you expect?

[Scott Campbell]

I sure wish Woody would show up. You guys are making me feel like I'm missing out on something.

[Partial]

I sure wish Woody would show up. You guys are making me feel like I'm missing out on something.

It's really disgusting how obsessed with me he is. I've asked him on multiple occasions to cut off contact 100%, but he refuses to respect my wishes. Must suck to have so little going on in your life that you have to harass people who ask you not to.

Ahhh... to be a manny who gets to sit on his ass and play video games all day. Sounds like a nice life. But, if it means marrying some ugly broad, its just not worth it.

[Oscar]

I sure wish Woody would show up. You guys are making me feel like I'm missing out on something.

It's really disgusting how obsessed with me he is. I've asked him on multiple occasions to cut off contact 100%, but he refuses to respect my wishes. Must suck to have so little going on in your life that you have to harass people who ask you not to.

Ahhh... to be a manny who gets to sit on his ass and play video games all day. Sounds like a nice life. But, if it means marrying some ugly broad, its just not worth it.

I think this poster should be banned for the above post. You sir seem to be the one that's obsessed.. I can see why Mad got the fuck out of here..

[SkinBasket]

lets all take advantage of the "fresh start" now that we know there really is a new owner.

I am taking advantage of the fresh start and discontinuing this conversation. I would encourage others to do the same to avoid the risk of having yourself or your loved ones insulted by someone on an internet forum. All that needed to be said has been said and just as in the Vince Young thread, I refuse to further indulge Partial's poisonous rantings. We've all been down this road enough before to know where it leads and how it ends.

[mraynrand]

It is sunny and 64 in Cleveland. I am telling you, I was getting pretty tired of winter. I actually mowed the lawn this weekend.

P.S. Sitting in fresh paint is bad. Sitting in fresh paint with an oil base is worse.

[Partial]

Considering you started it Skin, I'm sure it's a good idea that you end it too. Keep on thinking that you're the bigger person, though, and pretending like you're doing the right thing. Must feel good to be so delusional.

[Partial]

I sure wish Woody would show up. You guys are making me feel like I'm missing out on something.

It's really disgusting how obsessed with me he is. I've asked him on multiple occasions to cut off contact 100%, but he refuses to respect my wishes. Must suck to have so little going on in your life that you have to harass people who ask you not to.

Ahhh... to be a manny who gets to sit on his ass and play video games all day. Sounds like a nice life. But, if it means marrying some ugly broad, its just not worth it.

I think this poster should be banned for the above post. You sir seem to be the one that's obsessed.. I can see why Mad got the fuck out of here..

What? I didn't specificy who the Manny with the ugly wife is. All I said was it must be nice to live that life. I don't know who or if anyone on here lives it or not That's the kind of statement Skin has been making and pleading ignorance to all day. Funny stuff.

[Oscar]

I'll accept Skin's advise and move on. Partial, your fourth lesson learned in life is deny everything.

[SnakeLH2006]

Blame me for your problems. Classic. Real men take responsibility and don't pass the buck. CW, you're just a boy, so I can get that.. What's your excuse Skin?

This thread is a perfect example of your piss poor attitude.

Oh there's no need for me to take responsibility because i did nothing wrong... in fact i stopped posting here, i was just stating that due to extremely annoying posters such as yourself packerrats has lost posters... and partial for stating im only a boy, i can sure kick your ass... while you sit behind your computer playing mr. knoweverything, im out doing sports and being active. and dont try to google a rebuttal to make yourself look smart cause it really gets old...

Playing sports: What do you weigh, 120? 130? I just deadlifted 5x 320. According to my calculations I can do almost 3x your body weight.

Go to picture 45 on your facebook and tell me again how big and strong you are. All I see is a pigeon chested little bitch. While I'm a fattie, I'm still one of the strongest people that I know. Don't crap where you eat, as they say.

Partial.....quit talking about the facebook pages of minors on the open forum.

A couple of things questions come up:

1) Not that anyone cares, but you do acknowledge yourself as a fattie, eh, Parial, yet Snake was 185 in HS and could deadlift 500 lbs. It's the easiest lift known to man. Your 320 deadlift would make it onto Snake's shoulders as a squat. You are not strong, and nobody cares anyway.
2) Why are you looking up pics of minors on Facebook and looking at their chest?
3) I'm pretty sure after geting it it all angles on here you would realize YOU crap on your own food. But it's doubtful.
4) Ziggy is right. Maybe the cops should know about your online trangressions, perhaps?

[Partial]

A couple of things questions come up:

1) Not that anyone cares, but you do acknowledge yourself as a fattie, eh, Parial, yet Snake was 185 in HS and could deadlift 500 lbs. It's the easiest lift known to man. Your 320 deadlift would make it onto Snake's shoulders as a squat. You are not strong, and nobody cares anyway.
2) Why are you looking up pics of minors on Facebook and looking at their chest?
3) I'm pretty sure after geting it it all angles on here you would realize YOU crap on your own food. But it's doubtful.
4) Ziggy is right. Maybe the cops should know about your online trangressions, perhaps?

I was going to take the high road and leave this stuff, but lets get real here:

1. Good for you. I A) don't believe you, and B) couldn't care less either way. The point was the kid alluded that he could kick my ass. I went and listed off reasons why he could not.

2. Looking up pictures of minors? I'm not looking up kiddie porn dumb ass. Are you telling me you've never looked at your little bros pics or maybe a cousins? Get real dude.

3. That's because this forum has become a bunch of sheep. Everyone thinks the same thing about football, etc. I'm one of the few who actually understands the game and has an opinion that may differ from the ramblings ESPN would have them believing.

4. For looking at publically available photos that are in no way, shape or form violating the Facebook tos? You're a fucking idiot dude. Again, the dude was talking about how jacked up he is and was going to beat my ass. All I see is a skinny 120 pound 5'5-6"ish dude.

[SnakeLH2006]

A couple of things questions come up:

1) Not that anyone cares, but you do acknowledge yourself as a fattie, eh, Parial, yet Snake was 185 in HS and could deadlift 500 lbs. It's the easiest lift known to man. Your 320 deadlift would make it onto Snake's shoulders as a squat. You are not strong, and nobody cares anyway.
2) Why are you looking up pics of minors on Facebook and looking at their chest?
3) I'm pretty sure after geting it it all angles on here you would realize YOU crap on your own food. But it's doubtful.
4) Ziggy is right. Maybe the cops should know about your online trangressions, perhaps?

I was going to take the high road and leave this stuff, but lets get real here:

1. Good for you. I A) don't believe you, and B) couldn't care less either way. The point was the kid alluded that he could kick my ass. I went and listed off reasons why he could not.

2. Looking up pictures of minors? I'm not looking up kiddie porn dumb ass. Are you telling me you've never looked at your little bros pics or maybe a cousins? Get real dude.

3. That's because this forum has become a bunch of sheep. Everyone thinks the same thing about football, etc. I'm one of the few who actually understands the game and has an opinion that may differ from the ramblings ESPN would have them believing.

4. For looking at publically available photos that are in no way, shape or form violating the Facebook tos? You're a fucking idiot dude. Again, the dude was talking about how jacked up he is and was going to beat my ass. All I see is a skinny 120 pound 5'5-6"ish dude.

No you weren't gonna take the highroad, (cuz that is not logical for Partial as you just must just keep responding with more and more BS, no??). This is my first post on this thread where you get into it with EVERYONE. Just sick of you going apeshit with half these guys on here (and good posters to boot), and Snake is the man of reason, but again...

1) Why doubt it? 500 lbs. is nothing for any HS, much less College athlete, but again, who cares? No one. 500 lb. is nothing unless you are weak or a girl at deadlift. Snake WILL curl you at the Rat Game (and you WILL buy all Rats some shots, and Snake and Mission lap dances). Quote that.
2) Still kinda scares Snake.
3) Maybe the new Admin can take care of you. Snake feels this forum is full of good opinions, but some can't accept others' opinions. I only jumped in cuz you seem to have it out for anyone smarter than you (obviously everyone). Thus, Snake, understands now why you battle. This forum is good, and most of us let opinions go after stating our own, to insinuate that WE ARE ALL sheep is callous and foolish. How is that, but... Ok.....
4) Why must you call names? As much as other's have had problems with your posts (everyone) Snake has never called you names and is quite far from an "idiot", yet that just proves you agenda. Snake needs to comment no more. You already destroyed this thread. Hopefully the new Admin. gets a good look at your "work". Peace and good tidings.

[Aaron12odgers]

What's up with Snake this, Snake that? Talking about yourself in third person is annoying as fuck.