Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear Skinbasket,


Two nights ago I had a dream about you, your family, a redneck, and butch.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Skinbasket,


Two nights ago I had a dream about you, your family, a redneck, and butch.

Continue.

[Deputy Nutz]

Had to visit Kentucky but was in a hurry. We did go fishing where Butch hooked a big bass and so did the Redneck. They bass got away. Some one spilled kool aide in your living room, which wasn't really your living room. Your property was sort of like the Shire. I couldn't leave when I wanted to . I was scared. At least in this dream I didn't kill you.

[Deputy Nutz]

Skin,

I am passionately awaiting your visit. Also, it would be cool to have Tar come visit.

[Deputy Nutz]

Also,

I started working out again. I think I am going to go straight power lifting and use my massive mass to my advantage!

[Deputy Nutz]

I am sure Partial can give me some info about power lifting.

[Deputy Nutz]

How can one be raped by a salamander?

[SkinBasket]

I was thinking about trying that p90x bullshit, but sometimes I'm really tired in the morning, and I would have to get in the workout, a shower, and looking at porn before the kids get up, which is at like 6:30. I could do it, theoretically, but each morning is reality and it feels better to lay in bed.

So, for now I'm doing brief workouts - jogging and Pilates, and light weights on the machine on days I'm not going to be out building something or felling trees or having sex or whatever that requires physical effort. Also, right now we've been taking walks through the property looking for sheds. I'm becoming kind of a naturalist exercise person. But I still refuse to eat like those guys who get in shape do.

[SkinBasket]

It was nice to talk to him. Madtown will have to have a family member alert us when he dies so Tarlam knows when to come back.

[Zool]

P90 is effective but man, the ab ripper makes me feel close to puking. The yoga day is good.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Don't forget I'm going to visit you Thursday. I know you will be excited, but try to get some sleep this week so you're not so grumpy.

[Deputy Nutz]

The anticipation has been dreadful

[mraynrand]

It was nice to talk to him. Madtown will have to have a family member alert us when he dies so Tarlam knows when to come back.

Sometimes you want to go where no one knows your name, and they're never glad you came.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

My credit card fraud alert system ruined my wife's surprise gift for me this year: A week long bear hunt in Quebec. Walleye, pike, bass and trout fishing also whenever you want. I'll admit, I'm a little afraid of Canada, given the representation it's had here, and the AIDS and all, but I'll be thinking of you in early June.

xoxo,
Skinbasket

[SkinBasket]

My life long dream is to become a member at a really nice golf club.

Also, how is this going?