Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

Still haven't fixed my phone so you have wasted a good two months of your life trying to communicate with me.

[Deputy Nutz]

I'll probably come visit you like on the 3rd of January, so prepare yourself.

Should I be waiting at the door? I hope you still plan on coming, and if you are coming I hope you stay till Saturday because I have to work on Friday.

[Deputy Nutz]

My phone is working again. So feel free to call me, I probably won't answer but it is working

[SkinBasket]

Oh, I'm coming. But I have to leave Friday morning. Our time together shall be short, but sweet, indeed. I'll be leaving soon.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

I was so inspired by those violent video games we played that I came home and ordered a shotgun. It is shipping today, so i should get it before these fucking liberal hippie commies try to make it illegal.

[MadtownPacker]

That's a nice one. How much that shit cost? Never shot one with a pistol grip like that, can you fire it accurately one-handed?

[George Cumby]

That's a nice one. How much that shit cost? Never shot one with a pistol grip like that, can you fire it accurately one-handed?

If you don't mind tearing your rotator cuff.

[SkinBasket]

That's a nice one. How much that shit cost? Never shot one with a pistol grip like that, can you fire it accurately one-handed?

during our most recent gun retreat, I fired the same model without a stock like you would a pistol. Not too bad. Probably looked pretty dumb, but without the stock and without the fore end strap, it yanks right out your front hand.

[SkinBasket]

It was about $400. Wanted to get one since these home defense shotguns are high on the fucking idiot list of things to ban and some democrats have been talking about banning "tactical" shotguns since fuckface took office. Here's the link:

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/mobile/product/411536137/mossberg_500_tactical_persuader_12ga_185_6_pos_stock

[SkinBasket]

You know what? I don't really feel that homosexuality is a sin, but I get the feeling God is watching these people with his hand on his forehead, saying, "Hey! You're doing that totally wrong."

[Deputy Nutz]

totally

[Deputy Nutz]

Besides, sin is total bullshit anyways.

[SkinBasket]

Hey, so if this is what your boyhood friend is now, would you friend him?

[MJZiggy]

Thank god I don't have to worry about that.

[SkinBasket]

To be fair, I did choose the worst picture. He's actually a rugged outdoorsman now, like the child I knew. Still totally queer as far as I know, but not... well...