Dear Nutz

[Deputy Nutz]

So you are saying this secret box saved your marriage?

[MJZiggy]

Do you have bees yet?

That's true, you are kind of completely screwed without them, aren't you?

[SkinBasket]

So you are saying this secret box saved your marriage?

I wouldn't say that, but it's certainly extended my window of opportunity.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,
Which will be a more auspicious day for my visit? Friday or Saturday evening?

[Deputy Nutz]

You should come on Friday.

[Deputy Nutz]

Are we only going to play Friday night? I possibly have to go to dinner with the Q&B lawyer that you sexually harrassed at my birthday party 3 years ago. Her husband will also be at the dinner. Your above post made it seem like either or, not both nights.

[SkinBasket]

Are we only going to play Friday night? I possibly have to go to dinner with the Q&B lawyer that you sexually harrassed at my birthday party 3 years ago. Her husband will also be at the dinner. Your above post made it seem like either or, not both nights.

So am I not coming over Friday night? I could probably swing Saturday if i need to, but Friday would be better. I'll probably leave Sunday, so I can't spend both nights in the warm embrace of your couch.

For the record, I did not sexually harass her. I just encouraged Cornholio to harass her, while no one told me her husband was standing directly behind me. I think I was kind of drunk that night.

[Deputy Nutz]

we will hang on friday night.

[SkinBasket]

I shall be there around 5pm baring any unfortunate incidents, like running over a homeless person. But that should only take a couple minutes extra to clear the wheel well.

[Deputy Nutz]

missing you already

[SkinBasket]

ditto

[Deputy Nutz]

I need you, I will call you tomorrow.

[SkinBasket]

Call me. I have a new phone. She calls me skinbasket.

[Deputy Nutz]

Hey monkey man, look for an email from tournamentpools.com and validate that shit. Oh and if a check for 35,000 gets mailed to your house that means my partners and I won and I need you to sign it over to me, or I will probably kill you.

[woodbuck27]

Secret box? Coming on Friday. Deputy nutz ! Skinbasket. Whoops !! Gotta run.