Dear Nutz

[SkinBasket]

Hey monkey man, look for an email from tournamentpools.com and validate that shit. Oh and if a check for 35,000 gets mailed to your house that means my partners and I won and I need you to sign it over to me, or I will probably kill you.

I don't think this is a good idea, but I supported your habit anyway.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Nutz,

Does your dad still work? I have an interested party regarding the tiling of a floor.

[Deputy Nutz]

sure he still works, but he is in arizona right now and will be back the middle of April.

What needs to be done, I might still have the skills to tile a floor.

[SkinBasket]

sure he still works, but he is in arizona right now and will be back the middle of April.

What needs to be done, I might still have the skills to tile a floor.

My sister wants to tile the floor in the kitchen/laundry/hall. Lots of corners, so I don't know if it's something you want to do. I've seen you cut for corners. Anyway, I'll send you her info via PM if you're interested in giving them an estimate.

[Deputy Nutz]

ok, I am actually pretty good at laying tile, when would they want this done? Could it wait until summer?

[SkinBasket]

sooner rather than later was what I was told. Like before the fucking baby shoots out her vagina, which is in like a month.

[SkinBasket]

I should come visit soon.

[swede]

sooner rather than later was what I was told. Like before the fucking baby shoots out her vagina, which is in like a month.

I just would like to say, with admiration, that I think of you as the Dylan Thomas, the Robert Frost, the Jack Kerouac of interweb filth talk. When something delicate needs to be said, I often wonder how you might say it less delicately. Keep up the good work.

[Deputy Nutz]

I should come visit soon.

You should come next week around Thursday, even Wednesday and stay for a couple of days. I got vacation all next week.

[SkinBasket]

I'm investigating a Thursday arrival. I'll keep you posted.

[Freak Out]

BUNGBB

[SkinBasket]

I thought we would take to the streets of Waukesha to protest Trayvon Martin's death.

[SkinBasket]

Dear Mr. Nutz,

I am staying at your house Thursday afternoon until Saturday morning.

Regards,
The SkinBasket

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.

Hope you are well. I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here, but am afraid your wife hates me and won't want you hanging out with me.

[HowardRoark]

I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here.