Dear Nutz

[Scott Campbell]

Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.

Knowing Dick, I suspect that won't be enough to keep him off the New Years Eve telecast.

It was almost like he and Ryan Seacrest made a modern day remake of Weekend at Bernies.

[Deputy Nutz]

Dear nutz,

Berry Gordy just said on television that he got the "biggest thrill of his life from dick." Now he just said, "I just love dick." He was talking about Dick Clark, who is now dead for real, not just his face, but it's still funny.

Hope you are well. I might have to make an overnight stay up there soon to help my brother in law bring one of his cars down here, but am afraid your wife hates me and won't want you hanging out with me.

She likes that you pay for things.

[SkinBasket]

Dear nutz,

I'm making oyster tacos tonight. How awesome is that?

I fully expect to poop myself tomorrow.

[Deputy Nutz]

yuckers

[SkinBasket]

they weren't very good.

[Deputy Nutz]

Did they taste like rotten pussy?

[Brando19]

Did they taste like rotten pussy?

Question...how do you know what rotten pussy tastes like? You been with Freak Out's woman?

[Deputy Nutz]

I have sniffed some mexican pussy in my time

[Brando19]

Oh...that explains it. I guess that's where they get the phrase "a little extra cheese on the taco."

[SkinBasket]

I deep fired them, so they didn't taste like much after putting the relish/celery/onion/jalapeno remulade, lettuce, and tomatoes on them. And they didn't smell like much. But you have to have a mental disorder to eat those fucking piles of seacum raw.

[SkinBasket]

Mr. Nutz,

I might be there Saturday evening. Or maybe Friday night. I'll let you know when I know.

[Deputy Nutz]

Cool

[Deputy Nutz]

Well what day is going to be. If you come Friday we are going to Dave and Busters to celebrate my son's birthday. you are welcome to come. We are going early about 5:00pm, so it won't be to dark.

[SkinBasket]

I have to confirm with the fat guy. Most likely saturday.

[Zool]

I have to confirm with the fat guy. Most likely saturday.

You let your penis make all the big decisions.