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  • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
    Hey ladies. Just so you know, when you try to hold your tits in place with your forearms when you run you look stupid. And you look like you're afraid of sex. Not that anyone will want to have sex with someone pinning their boobs in place an looking like a retard when you run.
    Dude, we don't do that shit to look sexy. It has two reasons: 1) Those things hurt when they bounce around like that and 2) we don't want our boobs hanging around our belly buttons, so not stretching all that stuff out is worth not turning your ass on while we run.
    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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    • Originally posted by George Cumby View Post
      A first date at the range? Don't walk away, RUN!
      No, dear, I blew off the guns for the date. In hindsight, four hours is not that long a drive...
      "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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      • Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
        The article cumby posted was really good. there is a whole lot of get up and go in a 223. the pic that showed how each round impacted water pipe helped tell the story.
        Yeah saw that. Very nice penetration. I can see why Skinshady likes it.

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        • Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
          No, dear, I blew off the guns for the date. In hindsight, four hours is not that long a drive...
          Bummer. I take it no second date?

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          • Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
            Dude, we don't do that shit to look sexy. It has two reasons: 1) Those things hurt when they bounce around like that and 2) we don't want our boobs hanging around our belly buttons, so not stretching all that stuff out is worth not turning your ass on while we run.
            Then ya'll should wear a bra. Hippies. Or don't run. Or only run at night when no one can see you.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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            • Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
              the one on the right looks like a N. Korean ICBM.
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                Then ya'll should wear a bra. Hippies. Or don't run. Or only run at night when no one can see you.
                That's with a bra. Try having boobs once. It's more complicated than you'd like to believe.
                "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                • Come on guys. This is the only bra that should be discussed in this topic:

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                  • Originally posted by wootah View Post
                    Come on guys. This is the only bra that should be discussed in this topic:

                    She'd knock herself unconscious if she tried to run in that thing.
                    "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                    • Originally posted by Little Whiskey View Post
                      biggest difference is the amount of powder and available heavy bullet weights. Knock down power is huge compaired to a 22. I know a guy who deer hunts with a .223
                      How does that work out killing deer? I just read an article in Outdoor Life, and it seems that you have to go high, and I mean high liking shooting the fucking thing in the head. I am nervous about aiming the shot around the front shoulder for fear that it won't penetrate and the bullet will fragment when it hits the shoulder.

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                      • Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                        How does that work out killing deer? I just read an article in Outdoor Life, and it seems that you have to go high, and I mean high liking shooting the fucking thing in the head. I am nervous about aiming the shot around the front shoulder for fear that it won't penetrate and the bullet will fragment when it hits the shoulder.
                        Sniper Style.

                        my buddy works maint for our local Airport. anything that walks near the runway gets a bullet and they can't have it bleed out running across the runway to take out a corporate jet.

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                        • For all of you hunters out there, what is your favorite go to cartridge? I am moving on from 30.06 to the .308. I am not exactly happy about it. I think the 30.06 is still an all around better cartridge. If you had to pick one rifle chambered in only one round what would it be?

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                          • A female hispanic lesbian lawyer.

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                            • Originally posted by sooner6600 View Post
                              A female hispanic lesbian lawyer.
                              a little redundant there, eh? Homeland security knows all about you....
                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • Originally posted by Deputy Nutz View Post
                                For all of you hunters out there, what is your favorite go to cartridge? I am moving on from 30.06 to the .308. I am not exactly happy about it. I think the 30.06 is still an all around better cartridge. If you had to pick one rifle chambered in only one round what would it be?
                                When we move to Kentucky, I'm picking up the M1a. Then I'm going to murder every animal on the property and burn them in a giant pit and invite the homeless to gorge themselves on the carcasses in said pit. Then, I'm going to fill the pit with dirt. If any homeless successfully dig their way out, then they've earned a place in my home, and they will no longer be homeless. But they will wear a shock collar.

                                Point being, I'm going to shoot things with a .308 at a later date and that is of no help to you.
                                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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