Questions that need to be answered

[mraynrand]

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

[Freak Out]

Re: Questions that need to be answered

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

How do you know his member doesn't have spider powers?

[mraynrand]

Re: Questions that need to be answered

Does Spiderman wear a cup? I mean the guy takes a lot of shots to the crotch - it's not like his member has spider powers. Plus, doesn't MJ get a little weirded out -Peter Parker always wears his uniform under his street clothes - "Peter, why are you always wearing a cup and red and blue underwear?"

How do you know his member doesn't have spider powers?

You know, I don't. But I'm just assuming that regardless, it can't withstand a crotch shot from say, one of Dr. Octopus' molybdenum tentacles. That's only common sense.

[Patler]

Reminds me of a radio commercial I heard yesterday for a candidate in Wisconsin. It went something like this.

(Announcer, in a rather melodramatic tone);
"Questions people in Wisconsin want answered:
"Can MAN delay the end of the world?
"WHEN will Brett Favre retire?
"What in the world does the lieutenant governor in Wisconsin REALLY DO?"

It then went on to describe what the LG candidate proposed to do with the office, if elected. I thought it was clever.

[Cheesehead Craig]

He's got that Spidey sense though. I would think if it would go off at any time, it would go off when he's about to get rocked in the jimmy.

[HowardRoark]

If you drop a ton of Aaron Rodgers and ton of Brett Favres at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

[HowardRoark]

How do you type plural Rodgers?

[mraynrand]

How do you type plural Rodgers?

with your fingers and a keyboard.

[mraynrand]

Why do we maintain a yard? WTF? I mean, mow, trim, water, seed, fertilizer, etc. etc. For what? For Hecuba? Good, God, I am going to xeriscape because I just can't take it anymore. Why do we do it?

[HowardRoark]

Why do we maintain a yard? WTF? I mean, mow, trim, water, seed, fertilizer, etc. etc. For what? For Hecuba? Good, God, I am going to xeriscape because I just can't take it anymore. Why do we do it?

So married men can have peace for awhile each week.

[hoosier]

If you drop a ton of Aaron Rodgers and ton of Brett Favres at the same time, which one would hit the ground first?

Assuming you drop them from the same height. In that case, the answer is the ton of Rodgers, because the ton of Favres would need to think it over before falling.

Question: if the ton of Favres falls does that confirm the law of gravity or does it just prove that entropy really controls movement in the universe?

[mraynrand]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

[Freak Out]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Always get the mustard that reminds you of a STD....much better flavor.

[HowardRoark]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Your first problem is you've got the wrong color. Any Duseldorff will do....

[mraynrand]

I ran out of mustard and now have to buy a new bottle. It's just plain old yellow mustard, nothing fancy. So what the hell am I supposed to do? There are like 10 brands that all look alike, and some crappy store brand produced at the same factory as one of the name brands, except that the bottle looks like it has herpes. Which brand should I choose?

French's
Plochman's
Heinz (should I let politics get in the way of a good yellow mustard)
other?

This is the dark side of Adam Smith's invisible dead hand - so many choices and no way to tell the difference.

Your first problem is you've got the wrong color. Any Duseldorff will do....

Dammit Roark, I already have the other kind. I explained this. I need some standard frickin' yellow mustard. You think kids want that brown crap on their hot dog?

But of course, would you care for any Grey Poupon? Like hell I would.