Questions that need to be answered

[CaptainKickass]

All this talk about mustard?

I thought people would want answers to more serious questions like "What's the meaning and purpose of life?"

Well - The Captain has the answer, but you may not be ready for it.

It's quite simple really, and only 2 words: Breed & Conquer

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You may now continue with your mustardfestapalooza

Where does the eating of lightly toasted raspberry Pop Tarts fit into your meaning of life scheme?

That obviously depends greatly upon what kind of mustard you slather on them.

Haven't you been paying attention?

[mraynrand]

Are you going bald? What is the best solution?

The shave your head solution:



The short buzzcut option (and toss in a goatee, soulpatch, etc. to compensate):



The amazing combover:





The toupee:



Hairplugs (throw in a weave to boot):






Chiahead:



The natural look:




The full wig:



The cheap solution - paint some hair right on there (or get out that extra large sharpie):



Any other ideas? Which way should I go to reverse nature's evil schemes?

[Freak Out]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.

[mraynrand]

Freaking Midnight Oil......great band.

agree:

I pray for sense and reason,
Who's gonna shave me?

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

i would have went to the bar

[MJZiggy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

[Little Whiskey]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

rain fade. they can't fix that.

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

it was odd.

[MJZiggy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should have paid the bill...




Seriously, though, did you call? They can usually fix whatever went wrong right over the phone.

It was out until 3 minutes before the end of the game. It was very overcast and really windy here. rained hard after the game.

I usually don't lose the tv, even in a driving rainstorm.

it was odd.

Ah. Thanks for reminding me. The closest sports bar closed in the offseason--maybe had to do with being stupid enough to have a band playing during the Ravens' playoff game, but I digress--and I need to find the next closest in case of weather.

[Joemailman]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should move to Wisconsin.

[retailguy]

my directv failed at the beginning of the 4th quarter.

I started streaming from adthe.com and the stream was killed 5 minutes into it.

I found another stream that was 10 minutes behind.

what does this mean?

It means you should move to Wisconsin.

That's not an option.

[HowardRoark]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

[CaptainKickass]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

Yes.

Now here's a fucking etiquette question:

You're a dude, and you are lucky enough to actually date - and regularly bang - an actual NFL cheerleader....

At what point is it no longer taboo to ask her to wear the cheerleader outfit whilst banging her?

?

[HowardRoark]

Is Deanna Favre a GILF?

Yes.

Now here's a fucking etiquette question:

You're a dude, and you are lucky enough to actually date - and regularly bang - an actual NFL cheerleader....

At what point is it no longer taboo to ask her to wear the cheerleader outfit whilst banging her?

?

Which one is she?

http://www.seahawks.com/sea-gals/2010-roster.html