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[Deputy Nutz]

Why are you so fucking weird? Just pick a fucking normal fucking dog. I enjoy our french bulldogs especially with children, all bulldogs are good with childrens. Beagles will eat themselves to death which would be kind of neat to see.

The way I see your kids play with that shithead cat, I would get a dog that doesn't take any shit, one that will teach your kids a lesson in manners. Fuck shepards and retreivers, they shed their shitty long hair over everything.

I hate fucking labs, most hyper crazy ass dogs I have ever been around and I know Skin isn't going to give the fucking dog any exercise. Goddamn thing will be bouncing all over the fucking place and knocking shit over with its tail.

Skin needs a fat lazy dog that doesn't need a whole lot of attention from adult humans.

I guess you don't have enough going on in the life of Skinbasket, how about you come fix your own fucking gutter if you don't have enough to do?

I suggest you get a fine looking mexican maid instead.

I think you should have put this in a the thread about nothing

[Deputy Nutz]

I think Skin is trying to compensate for something

[mraynrand]

I hate fucking labs, most hyper crazy ass dogs I have ever been around and I know Skin isn't going to give the fucking dog any exercise. Goddamn thing will be bouncing all over the fucking place and knocking shit over with its tail.

Lazy f-ers. That Cane Corso is butt-ugly. But that fits my mental image of the Skinbasket. The deputy iand skinbasket may be headed for a Discovery Health Channel special:

[SkinBasket]

I think Skin is trying to compensate for something

I miss my fat friend so now I need a fat dog.

The corso is from planet Italy. It is impervious to pain except for the ears, which used to make it a fine war dog, but now makes invisible fences useless against them - they just walk through them. So we're going to crop the ears, making it a lovely brindle battle tank. Compared to other breeds, it needs less exercise, but fortunately we have a fenced yard now, a few fenced dog parks within minutes and a treadmill that no one else uses. I also plan on teaching it how to use the weight machine to improve it's pecs by fashioning a harness to the lower pulley. I'm hoping it inspires me to think about working out again.

It develops a very strong affection for it's family and is protective of children, but as long as we keep it testing it's socialization on the neighbors, it should be fine.

I just reserved the second pick female of Massara's Riddick of Cornerstone x S Amos C Stone's Mischa. There's a black, a black brindle, and a regular brindle.

My sister has a lab. I would not hesitate to accidentally shoot it if she wouldn't throw a fucking fit about the dumb beast. Sorry rand.

[Deputy Nutz]

I would be careful who you calling fat, Chubby. I can always lose weight, but as the saying goes, "you will always be ugly." Sort of like that dog.

[Guiness]

You know my vote!

Actually, you're quite right. Whippets tend to be attention hogs. They'll 'demand' to be petted, and will sulk if they don't get it. Also, like all sight hounds, are more pack dogs, tend to have more separation anxiety if you've only got one. When our last grey passed away, it was really hard on her.

Deerhounds, and all sighthounds are extremely hard on cats. Deerhounds are not terribly healthy, and tend to be a short lived breed. 10 years at the outside, I believe.

Labs are what you make of them. Fit or fat, smart, or stupid. I've never met one that didn't take on the characteristics of its owner. Had one neighbor who was in a car accident and hurt her foot badly. Her yellow lab started to limp - no shit!

Sounds like you've made your decision, can't say I've ever heard of them.

[SkinBasket]

I would be careful who you calling fat, Chubby. I can always lose weight, but as the saying goes, "you will always be ugly." Sort of like that dog.

Go not fix some gutters. You and those gutters have got a lot of history after all. I'm so going to stay with your mom instead of you next time I visit.

[Deputy Nutz]

I have nothing to do with those gutters

[Iron Mike]

Skin needs a fat lazy dog that doesn't need a whole lot of attention from adult humans.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/newfoundland.htm

[mraynrand]

My sister has a lab. I would not hesitate to accidentally shoot it if she wouldn't throw a fucking fit about the dumb beast. Sorry rand.

ARRRooooooooooow!

[mraynrand]

Please Mr. Skinbasket, don't shoot me!

[SkinBasket]

This one ate my taco.

You're next.

[mraynrand]

I ate your slippers

[SkinBasket]

I ate your slippers

The ones I masturbate in?

[MadtownPacker]

Get a mini-pinscher. In fact get two kinda like fucking Higgins on Magnum PI. Based on what I know of you I think they would work for you.