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  • #76
    Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
    I can pray for forgiveness from my god. Or hers. Whichever.
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    • #77
      Originally posted by Iron Mike View Post
      Nothing like sending the kid to bed with a sippy cup full of Blue Raspberry Hi-C.....
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      • #78
        Originally posted by Iron Mike View Post
        Nothing like sending the kid to bed with a sippy cup full of Blue Raspberry Hi-C.....
        At least he can look at porn on the family computer after the phone wakes him up.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Iron Mike View Post

          I've done this too. Next day:

          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          • #80
            BTW, when you search for images using "Juicy bone" it's best to use the "SafeSearch moderate ▼" setting...
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #81
              I have a cat... it's a duck.... his name is "Jaques".... he has nothing but disdain for me until I unleash the Meow Mix Market Select Salmon and Crab... he chases me down so he can sniff my socks and and pantyhose when I come home from work... he wallows in the "smells"....he is a deviant..... he is totally "F"d.....and "googled".... and a "sped"...... he's still my "bitch".... my little kitteh....
              Football been very very good to me

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              • #82
                Some asshole hit my elderly neighbor's husky mix in the head and now the dog has swelling on her brain and may have to be put down. She's a good, gentle dog. What kind of a bastard does something like that to a dog fenced into her back yard?
                "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                  Some asshole hit my elderly neighbor's husky mix in the head and now the dog has swelling on her brain and may have to be put down. She's a good, gentle dog. What kind of a bastard does something like that to a dog fenced into her back yard?
                  It is very odd that I am not alone in feeling more outraged by this than I would be had I heard that someone hit your elderly neighbor in the head.

                  Seriously, it is strange psychological truth that people are more moved by hearing about cruelty against animals than they are by the numerous stories that they hear involving violence against people.

                  I have some ideas about why this is so, but it is a strange phenomenon nonetheless.
                  [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                    Some asshole hit my elderly neighbor's husky mix in the head and now the dog has swelling on her brain and may have to be put down. She's a good, gentle dog. What kind of a bastard does something like that to a dog fenced into her back yard?
                    Somebody's leg is going to get chomped
                    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by MJZiggy View Post
                      Some asshole hit my elderly neighbor's husky mix in the head and now the dog has swelling on her brain and may have to be put down. She's a good, gentle dog. What kind of a bastard does something like that to a dog fenced into her back yard?
                      Can't they just make the skull bigger? Like add an egg carton on top or something?
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by SkinBasket View Post
                        Can't they just make the skull bigger? Like add an egg carton on top or something?

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                        • #87
                          So I got bigger things to spend my sympathy on than some dog I don't know with a brain too big for it's noggin. Sue me.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by 3irty1
                            This is museum quality stupidity.

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                            • #89
                              The video: The music is super-gay

                              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Zool View Post
                                I've never been more disappointed in anything in my life than to find out that the origin of the term "jump the shark" involved Fonzie from the Pinky Tuscadero era. Until I finally looked it up it had seemed like such a cool phrase. Now it is dead to me, and I imagine anyone who uses it as my enemy. Zool escapes my wrath.
                                [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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